PuritytoPercolating

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

No, relationships with heterosexual men can’t “turn a woman gay”. But-they sure as shit can turn them into hard-core feminists. 🤘 #smashthepatriarchy

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Hey cis-het men who only want to dabble in non-monogamy to fulfill your desires and then lose your shit when your wife finds relationships or fulfillment too cause you can’t deal with your own ego…respectfully 🖕🏼

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

#adulting is adding a bidet to your Amazon wish list that no one knows about

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

I’ve given up trying to figure out the best relationship structure and instead just ask myself “Hey, are you happy today? Ok. We cool.”

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Good friends will tell you if you can offer Grace to your partner but even better friends will tell you when it’s time to think about leaving.

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

This is a controversial take: tell your friends about your relationship. The good, the bad AND the ugly. Too many people are living their lives in unhealthy relationships because they feel like it’s betraying their partner to be truthful about what’s going on.

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

This saying is always so strange to me because my “faith” is the only reason I actually ever had fear 🤷🏻‍♀️

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

I’ve just now decided I want to live in a place that I can swing in a hammock topless without getting too cold for the majority of the year. Hit me up with ideas.

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Hot money tip: save money by dumping your boyfriend who makes you feel gross for having body hair and find a hottie that will pet whatever body locks you choose to rock ✨

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Sending love today to all the “exes” that know their kids have a wonderful dad, even if your relationship with them wasn’t healthy. Grieving the idea of an intact “family” unit is wildly painful on days like these. ❤️

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

“They come from a broken home. No wonder they got divorced, their parents modeled it.” Damn straight- my parents (mother) modeled what it was to be brave and walk away from a relationship that no longer served them. For that example I am eternally grateful.

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Them: So you’re telling me you’re platonic friends?
Me: That’s correct.
Them: But you still send each other nudes?
Me: Well, yes. But more like…nude rejects.

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Every time I casually shrug and say “no thanks” at the doctors office when they tell me to hop on the scale is the sweetest little hit a’ dopamine I never knew I needed

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

We got that “save every snap to chat” energy and I’m here for it. 🥰

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Trying to explain to my 11 year old who doesn’t understand Christianity that god is the father but also the son but also a spirit and he says “so…it’s like a three headed dog?”

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Y r men?

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Am I polyamorous or am I just really fucking open minded: a manifesto

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Bitches will go so far as to ask a bunch of strangers on the internet about what she should do in her relationships instead of leaning into and trusting her own intuition. It’s me…I’m bitches.

[PuritytoPercolating @puritytoperc]

Every good relationship starts with a healthy dose of internet stalking.

[Abraham Piper @abrahampiper]

Marriage is like plugging in a USB — on the first try it doesn't work half the time, but then when you try again…it still only works half the time.