purple boy

[purple boy @purpleboycrew]

One time I tweeted some stupid shit and this account that tweets only once a day about the weather around 6 am had this to say. He don’t even say where the weather is

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Today's media apocalypse makes it a good day for everyone to watch this 1998 SNL animation that Robert Smigel and Adam McKay managed to get on national TV once, before it was yanked off the air forever.

[Alex @midsmoker34]

That Wocky slush video pulled me out of some of the darkest moments of my life in 2020

[purple boy @purpleboycrew]

The Facebook F looks like Ferb

[purple boy @purpleboycrew]

Damn happens to the best of them

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Sandro Tonali has been banned for 10 month due to gambling addition scandal plus also 8 months of participation in gambling rehab plan.

Tonali, suspended for 10 months from football activities — back August 2024.

🚫 Season over with #NUFC and also NO Euro2024.

[purple boy @purpleboycrew]

@gentlm4n Dubai said 🤩🤩🤩

[purple boy @purpleboycrew]

Remember when we all used to ask how is this was app free

[Tyrone @TheTyroneP]

This Phillies lineup

[purple boy @purpleboycrew]

I think this is the last thing we may tweet

[purple boy @purpleboycrew]

She Fletcher on my Cox til my Jalen Hurts @Eagles

[Alex @midsmoker34]

.@elonmusk they tickling your girl at work bruh. i saw one dude hug her from behind too

[Alex @midsmoker34]

We need a 19 year old president that’s into streewear and has rizz

[Arthur @ArthurTV]

Messi: *about to take a free kick/penalty*
Commentator: Can he do it? This brilliant little man, this tiny magician, this freakishly short idiot, this man with a body of a child against a relatively giant goalkeeper… can the magic little midget do it?

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

hey guys im with lebron james right now here’s proof

lebron: what’s up

[Comedy Cloud @ComedyCloudVids]

Steve Aoki (DJ) threw a cake 80 ft and hit boy in wheel chair...

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

far right: heil hitler

far left: rail workers deserve sick pay

elon: these are equally bad

[гг ~ 𖤐 @tize4PF]

imagine if monkeys had twitter