Bill Marcum

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@TacoTuesdah @LqLana You mean instead of being buried with her fetus.

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@infinity62Lib @AdamParkhomenko It's a movement. And we all need one. Every day! (Ask Harry Shearer)

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@colinphoenix The captions are hilarious if you know the real words. And back then I don't think they had machines that could do captions in real time. And oh, those costumes!

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@JamesAHogg2 On some new cars, when you plug in a phone, the screen says "Searching for phone". I can't help singing, "And feeling groovy!"

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@HillThePropNut @paul_zoell68952 @BarackObama How you got college degree?

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@BitingNews @Sassafrass_84 @BarackObama Tell me about these fictional Democrats who hate America. When you think about it there's no justification for saying we do.

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@Sassafrass_84 @BarackObama Show me some evidence that Obama hates America. You can't because he doesn't. You hate an America where a black man can be president.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 It's a car wash for trees! It looks real but it's actually part of a model train set.

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@WinniesPop @wrens_dens @RepMTG He's so bad he's got 34 felony indictments. No, wait, that's some other guy.

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@guelphgirlchris Watch out for low overpasses, or even trees. Don't drive too close behind this fool.

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

Don’t believe the #fakenews media’s twisted spin. I had a choice between the safety of my children and an animal who had a history of attacking people & killing livestock.

I chose my kids.

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@AmyMcGrathKY We seem to have done fine as a country for almost 250 years. I think Trump means HE doesn't have a country, as in owning it.

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@Chappyx06 @BluegrassPundit @AmyMcGrathKY Anyone would be better than Mitch. Now he's getting ready to retire, so the legislature passed a bill that Dem Governor Beshear won't get to choose the next senator.

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@highbrow_nobrow 1.7 billion off what price? Who is the black president that Donald thinks he's running against?

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@jemma49 @DADiClementi What about Mel Brooks Silent Movie? Just gotta figure out how to recite 80 percent of (spoiler alert) "NO!"

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@AmyNewBlue @SophieAScruggs Let me guess. The only MLP tarot cards they made were Justice, the Hanged Man, and the cups.

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@RealWingsBones @AdamParkhomenko @emptywheel And the GOP seems to be well on their way to nominating him again, with that as their slogan.

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@FractalPrism @RepMTG She already introduced articles of impeachment. How's that working out for you, Marge? Do it again! You know what they say about doing the same thing and expecting different results?

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@GrammytoRemus @SethAbramson That's why they don't want to build a new building. And T**** calls DC crime ridden and filthy, as if he thinks he owns it and wants to lower the tax value.

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@MacTrolling @PastorAlexLove James Joyce lives! "How am I a look alike a poss of porterpease?"