Tamson

Cremation; my last chance at having a smoking hot bod 💀
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[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

In the @McDonaldsCanada drive thru this morning and under their Must Tries menu?

Dasani water. Lmao. Of all things people must try ... Water. And Dasani at that.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

Lol since when does @BurgerKing not have iced coffee?? Yes the s'mores one was bad but the original one was pretty good 😭

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

Tonight as I was driving home someone decided to cut in front of me abruptly as the car in front of them was stopping 🙃

So I'm yelling, my car is yelling because it thinks we're going to crash and cat food is flying around the back as I slam on my breaks.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

Being an adult means sitting in your car over lunch to escape the neverending overstimulated feeling.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

@pegbaekhyun Those are some excellent friends. They'll always be there to help you... Carrion. 😉

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

Not even 7am and I was about to brawl with the person taking my order at @McDonaldsCanada because she didn't know what redeeming points meant and argued that it was 'collecting points' even though I was using my points earned to get a free coffee. Okay, just GIMME MY DRINK.

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

me hearing the ufo news

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

@McDonaldsCanada Sure! It was the Memorial Ave, Orillia restaurant (which is a terrible location in general. Very slow, constantly messing up orders or not having things available). I was going through the drive-thru and was staring at the meal on the screen but was told it was not done.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

Lol @McDonaldsCanada telling me I can't get a cheeseburger meal... Meanwhile I am staring at the cheeseburger meal on the menu screen for like $5.09. What.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

I hate that I can't even pretend to ignore my alarm in the mornings because my dogs jump to their feet instantly.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

No one ask me why it took me so long to realise both my mother and I are both millennials together.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

My cat meowing at my door at night is going to be the death of me.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

I am especially annoyed now every time a @PrettyLitter ad comes up on YouTube. They're like 10 years long.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

Tell me why my entire tiktok feed is 9/11? I'm not even American? And it's not September?

[Not Another Vet Nurse, Inc. @not_vet]

Well, it finally happened. A shooting at a vet clinic in Florida. If it’s not people killing themselves, it’s people being murdered. Something needs to change. Or your pets will have no one to care for them because we’re sick of being treated this way. Vet med is tired.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

Watching the reels Britney Spears posts on her Instagram just cracks me up. Like, what is happening.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

@pegbaekhyun Happy Birthday, Nala! ❤️❤️

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

Don't ask me why, but I'm obsessed with taking pictures of my one dog sleeping? I have so many of just her on my phone, and an entire album dedicated to her passed out on Facebook.

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

Me having $11 in my bank account.

Spotify: 👀👀

[Tamson @PurrtatoChip]

@Tiborxox I freeze canned food mixed with water (so it's soft serve type of consistency). Can also freeze goats milk, yoghurt, peanut butter, Kong has a spray thing. Add liver treats or fruit/veggies etc. My guys love it.