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[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

The BBC reporting this

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[HAYATO @LF_0703]

- Vc é de qual turma?

- Eu trabalho aqui

[felipix @felipiixx]

na verdade o maior luxo da vida adulta é não trabalhar

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

The goal is to do whatever the fuck I want with my money

[Mar ; @ihoonlatte]

el concepto de bañarse cuando estás triste como si el dolor fuera suciedad

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[Brynne @brynne13_]

Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

So it’s still a nonprofit after all

[۟ @carmygf]

She's sooooo 😭😭😭😭

[🇨🇼 @Naichism]

Pick up a fucking history book nigga

[Ahmed @Interlsta4life]

It's not Japan so nobody cares

[eden @danielarmands]

Well they’re from Norway 😭

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses