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comedy comes in threes which is why i only tweet about the same thing twice

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if you want her to be funny ur just gonna have to accept she's also going to be a little chopped or have serious mental decline

[Venz @venz228]

Im not suicidal cause im suffering
im suicidal cause im very self centered and like to ruminate on my own suffering because im too much of a loser to do the work to improve myself and id like the easy way out

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guy i used to fw was a cuck who called me mommy and i expected him to be a good boyfriend, that was my son

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i'm never letting anyone without clear ideas and morals into my pussy again. i'm going celibate, my hymen will reattach itself in 6-8 years

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fucked up in the crib watching house of anubis

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if i get sober and i don't have something going for myself by 28 that makes me happy im definitely just killing myself

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moving back in with your family at 26 because you need to get #sober and you're a #chud #fat

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giving up dot com

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i fucked ebay

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not looking forward to getting sober but i must do it or else i fear i may never have normal cognitive brain function

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is this too much to ask for

[Alyssa @ogkushconsumer]

Guy came to the show last night with his clown gf and every time i saw him he had more paint around his mouth

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

saying i listen to ween to get pussy

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just saw the odyssey christopher nolan sure did direct it

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Jonah hill what’s upp you fat pussy! Loved your performance in War Dogs. Let’s slap box

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i think we should stop making stuff, we're good on stuff

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brisk is an npc ass drink, what the fuck do you mean you're 'drinking' a 'brisk'

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being in your 20's is just realizing everybody that you thought was your friend really sucks besides like two people