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😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 its me mary lou

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GUN AND KNIFE SHOW 9-5 THIS SATURDAY

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I’m sick

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take a drink every time kamala stands jeezus

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sitting here watching tiktoks of logarithms because my humanities major has convinced me I probably can’t do math anymore

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fuck spotify wrapped I need a JSTOR wrapped

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just hit a bench pr. Let’s go.

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i can’t begin to describe feelings of applying to grad school at uncw

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fuck grad school i will be hiking the Appalachian trail next year

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my international terrorism class really put me back on the cranberries

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when bf says things like “you look like that fish from megamind”😘

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Leave it up to the neighborhood Facebook page to literally dox children

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@gargle420 Jason Kendrick

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I called to get an appointment with my hair dresser in boone and they said he was arrested. ok. Look up his name… 100+ accounts of child prn. What.the.fuck.

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these state troopers really have nothing to fucking do in these small ass towns like get back to your car with that funky monkey ass hat and my citation for going 5 over … cannot today.

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going to see my dying gramma in the hospital #roadtrip

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More of Convo: like I trust myself driving under the influence… but you get pulled over here for STUPID SHIT man😒

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Listening to frat convo: man I need to get my homework done tonight and tomorrow night. Because wine Wednesday then thirsty Thursday then Friday’s Friday and Saturday is Saturday. I wonder if they will celebrate Easter in the form of belligerency. He is risen🙏

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why are we still wearing playboy stuff.. TACKY

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you had one job memes need to make a comeback. That shit had me rolling on the floor in 5th grade. I even made a Pinterest board of them. On another note, why was my main meme source Pinterest? I feel like it means something

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Calling things insane when they are in fact not insane is my favorite pass time

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@bklynb4by He looks like he should have flowers spray painted on his hair