sarah

thoroughly disgusting

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’m Jack Shit and he’s Fuck All

[swinky @swinkying]

i took her to my birdhouse and i beaked it

[sarah @puunkrat]

people who use google maps are the same people who think that liking music that’s not in their primary language makes them niche and cool

[sarah @puunkrat]

my love language is stay the fuck away from me!!! ahhhhhaaaaa

[sarah @puunkrat]

oh Jesus Christ somebody fucking shoot me

[: @sn0oozey]

Showing up everywhere smelling like cigarette smoke and looking like shit

[Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 @gay_horse420]

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

I knew a kid who would only respond to questions with "up your butt and around the corner" and literally no one cared when he went missing over the summer

[snowcrows Is snowcrow snowcrows Snow crows Hello? @snowcrowsy]

Huge realization i uust made. We all know the phrase "i spy with my little eye" Well guess what i jusf came up with.
"I hear with my little ear" Hoolylyyy shit. Insane. Follow for more

[A @seattleiminyou]

Shooting my shot by continually friendzoning you and making it unclear I like you at all

[ria @jerboafan]

i am actually a really nice and open minded girl my last boyfriend was 5’6

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

It fucks me to say this

[fel @bladeegirll]

idk how to flirt i done called him burger