The Puzzle Dipshit

don't ever let people tell you ''zach you can't just stop liking college football because michigan is good now''

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

*to the tune of 'i love rock n roll'*

"i hate notre dame"

[The Solid Verbal College Football Show @SolidVerbal]

The (excellent) Alabama anchor started the show tossing it to the former Alabama QB, and we now check in with a legendary Alabama coach who still collects a check in Tuscaloosa.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

keep coming back to this:

Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.

Alabama lost by 21, yesterday

[Pete Sampson @PeteSampson_]

Pete Bevacqua said the ACC did “permanent damage” to its relationship with Notre Dame, speaking on the Dan Patrick Show

[Ralph D. Russo @ralphDrussoATH]

C’mon, man.
“How dare those players cost us money.”
Get all the way outta here.

[Brad Powers @BradPowers7]

In the last three years...

There's been 16 conference championship game losers that were ranked in the CFP Top 25 entering the game.

15 of the 16 losers dropped in the next poll.

The lone exception...the 2025 Alabama Crimson Tide.

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

Great trailer for an even better movie

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

@greg2126 i don't think they drop BYU for losing, they don't want to open that can of worms, they just want the conversation and ratings from the possibility (nd's vegas odds got better after the show)

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

@DanWetzel feels like everybody is baking in the ability of byu to fall a spot if they lose their conference championship but saying it would be impossible for alabama to do so

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

me, watching a team get out-gained by 130 yards against their coachless 5-6 rival: "just what i've been waiting to see"

[Stewart Mandel @slmandel]

Hunter Yurachek says ND and Bama have been close in the room for weeks, and Bama's win at Auburn was enough to change a couple peoples' minds.

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

i've changed my mind

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

i genuinely am okay with the amount of teams they're getting in this year as a "benefit of the doubt from the last two decades" sort of thing, but this is the last time

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

a looooot of people telling on themselves recently, agreeing with marco rubio and all :/

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Marco Rubio jokes that Donald Trump will have to take over the CFP committee if Miami is left out:

“I'm a Florida Gator. But if the University of Miami gets screwed out of the College Football Playoffs, after going 10-2 and beating Notre Dame, the whole thing should be scrapped and (Trump) is gonna have to take over next year.”

(via @FoxNews, h/t @EricLDaugh)

https://t.co/MSjZ1lZazK

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

@ACCFootball @CanesFootball @MiamiHurricanes hey this just got put on my timeline again and i was wondering why you said each team has four wins against common opponents — like what is that supposed to make me feel as a reader, how is it supposed to move me, to stir my soul

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

oh no oh god we're gonna lose everybody who watches the acc network

[Pete Sampson @PeteSampson_]

I respect the commitment.

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

@ACCFootball @CFBPlayoff for some reason this isn't showing up for me can you post it again

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

@ACCFootball @CanesFootball @MiamiHurricanes typography looks good 👍

[Bud Davis @JBudDavis]

📊Opponent-Adjusted EPA/play
Week 1-14

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

@jamieuyeyama the seasons are nearly identical — don't take my word for it, look at these four stats that i picked to show you specifically right now

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

@irishillustratd i appreciate the consistency of your in-game updates

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

@andimjaviert you couldn't pay me to miss a snap

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

you are telling me that we are less than 5 minutes into the third quarter

[The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit]

i am pacing back and forth this close to my tv it's just like imax