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not-so serious

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

Ooohhhh . The duo played the badminton 😎

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 The preparation behind JEE Advanced AIR 1 holder Shubham.

Shubham didn't follow extreme study schedules. He slept at 10:30 pm, woke up at 6:30 am, ate simple meals, avoided social media, and focused on consistency.

He even avoided becoming dependent on air conditioning so that exam-day conditions would never affect his performance.

But his life wasn't all about studies. Every evening, he played badminton with his friend Kabeer Chhillar in their Kota hostel.

The result? Shubham secured AIR 1 with 320/360, while Kabeer secured AIR 2 with 319/360, just one mark apart.

AIR 1 and AIR 2 stayed in same hostel.

A reminder that discipline, balance, and consistency often beat extremes.

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

To avoid the current seniority clashes starting out of that , I guess . @jgopikrishnan70 .

[J Gopikrishnan @jgopikrishnan70]

Why retired Lt.Generals are appointed as CDS. After first CDS Bipin Rawat who was General, Govt selected Rtd Lt.Generals as CDS. Why so?

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

किसी का जीवन कितना आरामदायक है, इसका सबसे पक्का सबूत यह है कि वह अपने लिए पीड़ित होने के नए-नए बहाने (या तरीके) तलाशने लगता है।"

[ocean jain @ocjain4]

न्यूहें रगड़ दिया...😩

पहलवान मीनाक्षी गोयत ने कांग्रेस विधायक विनेश फोगाट को चारो खाने चित्त कर दिया...😍

अब हार के बाद विक्टिम कार्ड खेलना शुरू हो गई

इनसे अपनी हार भी नहीं पचती😂

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

बिना "कीर्ति" के असफल "गुलाम "

[Kirti Azad @KirtiAzaad]

An actor turned politician and a politician turned actor in the same frame.

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

👍😎

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Guy pulls up to a gas station, and the attendant notices there are 5 penguins in the back seat
Attendant says, "wtf - you have 5 penguins in your back seat."

"I KNOW!" the guy says, "They jumped in at the light, and now I don't know what to do."

Attendant thinks for a second and says, "I'll tell you what I'd do - I'd take them to the zoo."

"That's a great idea!" says the driver.

A week later, same driver pulls in with the same 5 penguins, only now they're wearing sunglasses.

"What are you doing - I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!" exclaims the attendant.

"We did go! We had a great time! Today we're going to the beach!"

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

@SandeepParekh बिल्कुल सही
कब लॉन्ग करना है कब शॉर्ट करना है
सब शाम को काका डिसाइड करते हैं. 👍

[Ashwini Damani @ashwinidamani]

One of the reasons BJP might be going to hard on Mamata is -- that if there is even a faint chance of her coming back in 2031 or 2035 also, then Industry will not invest in Bengal.

For Industry confidence, it is imperative that Corporates have confidence of no TMC ever

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

That 2028 @sathishpgw was a banger.

[Sathish @sathishpgw]

I stopped all my international SIPs, sold half of it and moved them all to Flexicap in India..Peak pessimistic atmosphere ever..2028, I can't wait

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

Hmmmm

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

🚨 BIG! Uttarakhand Police has registered India’s first Halala FIR under the UCC.

A Muslim woman, Shahin, filed the case against her husband Mohammad Danish and his family members, including Mohammad Arshad, Parvez, Javed and Gulshana.

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

banger

[Chandrachur Ghose @chandrachurg]

leaders of both ruling and opposition parties read my books - the reason I like to remain independent

#thalapathy #annamalai

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

😝 old UP guy , now lives in haryana . You summed it neatly .

[Subramoney.com @pvsubramanyam]

The avg guy in TN thinks he is much smarter than the guy in UP. UP people come to TN to sell bhel puri - or maybe clean toilets.
The dumb UP guy voted @myogiadityanath as CM.
You know what the smart TN guy did............right?

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

👍

[Ritu verma @Rituverma51]

Indian Army doesn’t wait for perfect conditions they create solutions with courage, skill, and pure desi jugaad. 🇮🇳

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

Harsh ji account hack ho gaya shayad.

[𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡 𝐊𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐫 @harshktweets]

इस पर @khanumarfa की विशेष टिप्पणी कब आएगी?

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

Hmmmmmm. 😎👍

[Meme Farmer @craziestlazy]

Congress in Tamilnadu 😂

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

मार्क्स के जन्मदिन पर लेनिन को दफन कर दिया | मेरे हिसाब से बढ़िया किया

[Sudhanidhi Bandyopadhyay @SudhanidhiB]

Lenin Statue has been vandalized at Murshidabad. Ironically today is also Marx's birthday.

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

@NewDiscourses Goals understood, thanks for explaining.

[New Discourses @NewDiscourses]

"Their goal is revolution if they can get it, with total destruction if they fail." -@ConceptualJames
https://t.co/fcSFvJKY6S

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

Jesica @JessicaNutt96 Claude Van Dame would be more appropriate. As it would be the final ver 32 may be

[Jessica Nutt @JessicaNutt96]

Mythos is not a bad name for a model but it would be better if Anthropic switched to using famous Claudes. Monet, Debussy etc. The final model that achieves AGI would obviously be Van Damme

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

Gazab

[हर्ष वर्धन त्रिपाठी 🇮🇳Harsh Vardhan Tripathi @MediaHarshVT]

Female candidates preferred. WHY?

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

It's quarter open, burn it, His Holiness DJT @badger69420

[badger @badger69420]

Don Tzu: “If you can’t open it, close it tightly.”

[विकास पांडे @pvikas110]

श्री श्री 1008 बाबा वॉशिंग्टन वाले ( कोई और ब्रांच नहीं है )

[Smita Prakash @smitaprakash]

Mahatma DJT