TMNTurtles

Cowabunga mfkers!

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Schools are cancelling Picture Day because of a wave of concerned parents who don't trust the school photo company Lifetouch after they've been tied to Epstein via billionaire Leon Black

[Luxe 🌈 @luxeprogressive]

Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or Ohio State why their head of gynecology was taking monthly payments from Epstein (and now this)

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

On this day in 1993, the late Layne Staley of Alice In Chains saw a man giving Nazi salutes in the crowd during one of his concerts. Staley invited the man on stage, and then proceeded to punch him twice in the face and have him ejected. Legend.

[MUCHLIKEYOURPOSTING @YOUPOSTBAD]

i think, right now, with a boombox and the right grimes song you could get him to do it for real

[Justin Wong @JWonggg]

Damn he parried your shit too?

[TMNTurtles @pvilpandy]

@ArtParmann Why do u hate me

[TMNTurtles @pvilpandy]

@Table1Vegas @Justinyoung07 @WPTlive @WPTPrime Grow up gentlemen. And glgl

[TMNTurtles @pvilpandy]

@hoodskier @cuntycakes123 @WormHarkin :'(

[TMNTurtles @pvilpandy]

@phyzer23 10%

[Kevin Buck @hoodskier]

Selling for the WSOP Main Event at 1.2. Selling up to 60%, DMs open.

[TMNTurtles @pvilpandy]

@phyzer23 @phaplap Can you come to Vegas soon? Need someone to help this man brush up on his English.

[Dylan @thedylan186]

GL @pvilpandy FT WSOP 2k! Over half a mil up top #lfgcaptainteemo

[TMNTurtles @pvilpandy]

@thedylan186 @jsmith84poker "Where the fuck is my jungler?"

[TMNTurtles @pvilpandy]

AcTc

[Rob Yong @rob_yong_]

If anyone can guess my first 2 hole cards (Eg Jc5d) in @PokerStars PSPC $250K Super High Roller I will give them a 10% freeroll

Just add a guess & RT. Starts at 9pm Bahamas time

* split if > 1 person guesses (sorry if I’m not a great player but it’s free )

KTF Rob 🏆

[Derek Wolters @derek_wolters]

Day 5 ICM numbers for the $10k WPT World Championship at Wynn.

Updates here: https://t.co/mS6EXpMdtH

[TMNTurtles @pvilpandy]

@mtrivettpoker My bad

[Derek Wolters @derek_wolters]

WSOP Main Day 6 ICM numbers:

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@thedylan186

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@Protentialmn cc @dazedace