some bitch named deltrese

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

I genuinely am way 2 sexy for this shit, stop playing with me.

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

Taking Organic Chem right now; why does the @Weezer logo kinda look like 1,5 hexadiene? Lmao

[ally @missmayn]

colleges tend to be less conservative because they generally attract people who value education and who want to learn rather than ideologues who think they already know everything.

[Josh Greens Burner @Mikethejohnson]

@Mamabenergy2 You guys are wasting your time engaging in this discourse. None of these people are seeking to understand or engaging in good faith debate.

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

@hmd_mhmd9832 .

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

@vonClownsewitz @franknwren Cant forget Jaryland!

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

*I hope sandy chooses Nick and he dumps her ass!!

[Showho @Foodie_Lee]

Watching the Ultimatum and

1) Zaina, JR is not your man!
2) Scotty is a gaslighting little bitch
3) I hope Sandy chooses Nick, and Zaina moves on because JR is not serious about her

#UltimatumNetflix

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

@nolemonnomelon Valsalva

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

Damn, depression don’t even hit like it used to. What I gotta do to feel something in this bitch?

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

@EricReadGarner That shit ain’t right

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

In another time Twilight would be a Netflix series, one season per book. An I woulda ate that shit up!

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

My favorite brand of tweet are the ones slandering Ellen Degeneres in 2020

[Rihanna @rihanna]

happy friday

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

Back to square one (crying in the bathroom mirror reminding myself I don’t need anyone)

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

Business idea: @GoldsGym but you can cancel your membership anytime without being charged for six months or sent to collections. Imagine.

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

My secret to looking young (teenaged to be exact)? Persistent acne for two decades 💅🏽 it’s called skincare sweaty

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

I’m sorry but @americanairlines in flight WiFi is wayyyy too DOG SHIT to charge an international flights worth of points for three hours of its use. Fuck you for providing low quality goods and services for increasingly higher prices.

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

Sometimes I put on “I ain’t got no panties on in the dance floooooo” by Wax-a-million and walk through the airport completely straight faced as my lil personal joke.

[Pete Tirp @PeteTirp]

@tab_delete Good start. Now, do the TA you smeared.

[some bitch named deltrese @pvtshitbird]

@speechboy71 You can’t see now, because Theo deleted his tweets, but he first posted Dr. Jefferson’s email and called him out for asking “who do you think you are?” And did not post his original email that provoked the response. Dr. Jefferson only posted Theo’s email in response.