patrick

he/him • fuck john henry • 🐏

[Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn @JonathanCohn]

New ballot question reports are in, and it couldn’t be more clear: Question 3 (jungle primaries / all-party primaries / top two) is an effort by billionaires to rig our election system in their favor.

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

hearing Steve Kornacki express his love of Massachusetts through analyzing these election results is making me emotional

[World's Biggest Stagflation Truther @corncobanalysis]

devoting my time in GTA VI to rebuilding the Leonida Democratic Party's brand and reversing a decade of bad voter registration/ideological trends

[❥ pris @totallyprentiss]

CYNDI LAUPER, MERYL STREEP, CHRISTINE BARANSKI, JULIE WALTERS, JEAN SMART, DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS DON'T TAKE RISKS ON TREACHEROUS ROADS AND DON'T SWIM

[E @coffeeaIIaIone]

taylor swift i have received your extremely unsubtle messages and i will stand by accordingly

[FenwayAttendee @FenwayAttendee]

“You look happier” thanks my baseball team fucks

[patrick @pwalsh__]

@Lj_era8 do you know my close personal friend ariana grande

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

they should make a post-university coming-of-age movie so i can know what to do in life.

[patrick @pwalsh__]

@DanBFox1287 @redsoxpayroll not until march i believe

[patrick @pwalsh__]

@admcrlsn Clark and Auchincloss really surprised me, they have like $650k in AIPAC earmarks between them

[Leo @Leo__ffs]

NL storyline: “Same old teams winning again”

Red Sox subplot:

[⸆⸉ @cowboylikelovee]

taylor is probably already on her phone whispering lyrics and the hairdresser is telling her to stop moving

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

Can’t believe I wasn’t invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding despite going through a very public Folklore phase during the summer of 2020. It’s fine. Whatever. I’m seeing Minions & Monsters tomorrow so it’s not like I don’t have plans.

[patrick @pwalsh__]

ts13 i’m your peepaw and i think you’re gonna be 70s soft-rock/alternative with folk-country influences

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSUpdating]

🚨 Taylor Swift arriving Electric Lady Studios. https://t.co/RpsD77WxkH

[Chris @citehchris]

if I was playing in the nba finals I would make every shot and never turn the ball over. it baffles me why no one else is doing this

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

i'm woke but not woke enough to stop deadnaming the oakland athletics

[‏۟ @ariescunttt]

“i’m a police officer actually” …

[patrick @pwalsh__]

@RIPWadeBoggs13 @JustinMLB the cap and floor would probably be phased slowly over a few years, so effectively yes

[nix 🐈 @yumatopia]

yall lowkey sleeping on quizlet porn too

[໊ @dieforyous]

wait?