Tatsat Parekh

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[🎭 @deepfates]

In the shadows of Arrakis lie many secrets. But the darkest of them all may remain... the end of House Atreides.

[Xanny DeVito @trevorstweetss]

(Bene Gesserit Voice): BACK SHOULDER FADE

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Now You See Me
Now You Don’t
Now You See Me: Tokyo Drift
You See Me
Now 5
See 6
Now That’s What I Call Music
Now Fate See Me
N9
Now X

[Adam Stites @AdamStites_]

‘The vice president of the United States plays QB for the Jets’ is the plot of an Adam Sandler movie with a 9% on Rotten Tomatoes

[Joel @NobodyEpic]

If the McDonald’s ice cream machine was an NBA player

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

i am going to create a new kind of drunk at the combination applebees/ihop that is so depressing it will test the bounds of the lord god’s infinite capacity for redemption

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball, has died at 68

[brandon* @brndxix]

they’re gonna tease dr. pepper in the end credits like thanos

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

tom brady seeing patrick mahomes win his 3rd super bowl in 5 years

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

3-6-9
Count each time
Focus on your breath so you can calm your mind

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

Can’t wait for James Cameron to pass the baron to re-incarnated Na’vi James Cameron

[New York Giants @Giants]

Eli made ’em go crazy with that 🔥

[Matthew “Movies” Thomason @ThomasonTown]

I think they should make Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1½ and it’s the whole movie but from their perspective.

[Festivus Web @FestivusWeb]

Happy Festivus! Are you ready to fight your father?