Steve Lamb

Retired database do-things-with-er, I now spend most of my waking hours staring at a screen, baffled and wondering 'why did it do that?' (Retired?) Not a lemur.

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

An excellent suggestion!

[Carl Bovis @CarlBovisNature]

Did anyone see the wonderful @WriterHannahBT on Clarkson's Farm?🤔
One of the birds she excitedly identified by sound on the farm was this little singer.... the Garden Warbler. 😍
Photographed recently at RSPB Ham Wall, unusually singing out in the open!
(Get the Merlin app!)

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@MarkUrban01 I hear there's a nearby Mayoral job up for grabs

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@EuropeanNick @JakubKrupa I'd like a Reform leader with laryngitis

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@ScrivHull @MittensOff Quite.

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@CaptainSwing666 Trying to see if I could come up with an AI video of Mr Trump covering the plaintive Rolling Stones song "Algae"

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

Rather than a General Election, I think I'd favour a full investigation into Nigel Farage's finances.

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@MichaelLCrick (Exquisite timing, by the way!)

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@MichaelLCrick I'd agree beyond "up to a point, Lord Copper", if only some of the recent post holders showed clear signs of benefitting from that. Mr Burnham has been keeping busier and arguably with greater impact than many in the Commons.

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@Number10cat @AndyBurnhamGM Giving or receiving?

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@CaptainSwing666 @DaniMayakovski Wonder if he thinks chronic recurring diarrhea is real...?

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@JohnSimpsonNews @ThatTimWalker At least you know where you stand with Trump.

For about three hours, on average.

[JBL @johninsouthfla]

The BBC may have forgotten Farage's £5m grift, but if you remember it, please repost! Thanks.

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@DAaronovitch @IB_Lond Wondering if Rupert Lowe's decision to carry on sitting as 100% of the commons presence of a different party constitutes more pressing grounds for an election.

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@withnailjones @TerenceKnott1 @POTUS @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Yes, there is that too.

[Gail Myerscough @GailMyerscough]

Sometimes being a small creative business isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop.
Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks.
https://t.co/efvD9JdtEG

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@TomLondon6 Not sure why Yesterday's Yesterday Man is so willing to stick his oar in...

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@CaptainSwing666 @Katie_Lam_MP "...and it will be your patriotic duty to buy three of them."

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@withnailjones @TerenceKnott1 @POTUS @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump I'm going to cut the guy some slack. He knows; he just doesn't care and hopes people will take what he says on face value (see also "Italian PM is in love with me and wants a photo", "USA never going to war in Middle East again", etc.).

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

Er, is that Matt Smith's audition tape for Dr Who?

[Steve Lamb @pylonvu]

@justdavenow89 There are three more years before the 2024 mandate expires, unless someone can force a no confidence vote and win it.

Who has the votes in Parliament? Reform (looking more like Reverse at the moment, only growing by nicking other opposition MPs). The Restore One?