Nelson

Nerd,
Boardgames,
Books,
Eat the rich

[Nelson @Pyregrammer]

Galen Weston Jr! This bread money is only the beginning of your atonement!

[Lord Draco II🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MothmanFan_]

You're not going to believe this...

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Canada Day in the middle of the week feels like a scam tbh I need a long weekend or it doesn’t count

[Vivian @suchnerve]

He’s so right, though. Fast food in the USA tastes awful nowadays.

[🇹🇹 Geezaws🗽 @Geezaws2]

@Tohkamiya oh no my tortillas are too fresh my carne is too juicy

[Yukina🇩🇿🌸 @Tohkamiya]

Went to the local Mexican restaurant to wish them good luck but they kidnapped me and are FORCEfeeding me😭😭

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

ever since a friend told me that Messi has never spoken English in public, I have become obsessed with his performances in commercials

[°𐐪♡Z𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖆𝖑/ 琇然♡𐑂*☆~. @zureeal]

Urban Disney Princess

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

FF7 got me thinking "yeah Barret you're right we SHOULD bomb these data centers".

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

Most brutal headline ever 😭

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

i like how the U.S. soccer team is the only one people ever specify as the *men’s* because the U.S. women’s team is a hydrogen bomb while the men’s is a coughing baby

[Leslie I. Jiménez @Les_IJU]

VIVA PARAGUAY
VIVA LATINOAMERICANA
VIVA LAS DERROTAS DE PAÍSES COLONIZADORES

[Josh @JoshM574]

"When Destiny was profitable, those extra funds were often immediately misused by leadership at the time, funneled into way too many simultaneous incubation projects or ideas like spending tens of millions on a new, unneeded 208,000 square foot headquarters."

I knew it lol

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

I KNOW THEY MAD AS FUCK THEY GOTTA PRETEND THEY WANNA CLEAN THE STADIUM TOO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Meanwhile our military is the world’s #1 polluter, so yes actually the USA does bear a significant amount of responsibility for the heat wave currently bedeviling Europe

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

I don’t think there’s any sport out there other than Soccer that could make me this animated for Germany vs Paraguay in the round of 32 of a tournament

[myth (WORLD CUP ERA) @mythcaii]

How people describe the World Cup match that you didn’t watch

[J🩸 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹) @IncroyableSauce]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ME (showing him around downtown Toronto): That Tim Hortons won't let you use the bathroom, but the one across the road will and the one around the corner will.

CRISTIANO RONALDO: Wow.

[footypulse @futbolfc1564]

“This game is so boring I’m gonna turn it off now”
The last 4 mins of the Germany vs Paraguay game :
#germany #GERPAR #Paraguay #Albirroja #Dfbteam