Paringa40

Making no impact on the world whatsoever, one tweet at a time. Use anything I Tweet and call your own, Fueled entirely by coffee and disappointment.

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

@SqSehrish Di Rection

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

[Anth 🌏 @anth0888]

Advocacy group Get up created this advert for the by-election in Farrer - on One Nation party & Trump

Test results from the electorate show that 41.4% of persuadable One Nation voters changed their mind after seeing this #auspol

Crowdfunding link here :

https://t.co/p9A6tSVX6w

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

https://t.co/GqWuii8uC1

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Who did this lmao

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[Today In History @historigins]

One of the greatest lecture in the world

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

@realrikkidoolan to bad nobody follows the commandments if they actually feared God there would be less chaos .. think how many actual commandments members of the administration actually follow!

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

@elonmusk So where does that place Trump always attacking the media and trying to control any criticism? good or bad?

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

@atrupar

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

@lesstenny you were talking to a Coalition Voter

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

@AgathaChocolats no getting that ball from there

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

i notice another 3 days coverage of murders by gunman in NSW .. yet never any follow up of Police shooting in Victoria 4 months ago by Dezi Freeman how we just move on as if things do not matter after a week or so

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

we may be lobotomized shitheads Fauzia but we can pronounce the R in meteorologist you would think the ABC would provide a speech therapist

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

@BigBearF1 this is a really flar flung question

[Paringa40 @pyreight]

@ThoNg676733 los bravos who had to learn the words verbatim as they spoke little if no english

[Quokka 🏳️‍🌈 @Q2Quokka]

Former Australian PM Paul Keating on American society

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

"Battle Hymn of the Republic" is not a song to be taken on lightly ... but in light of this week's New Year Trumpian news onslaught, we're sharing this adaptation, called "Battle Hymn of the Empire" - as Trump goes marching on, and dragging us all back to the nineteenth century.