Aaron Webb

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DONALD TRUMP IS WEAK ON ALGAE. THANKS TO ME, CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN ALGAE-FREE FOR 2000 YEARS. PEOPLE CALL ME CRYING, "THANK YOU FOR WINNING THE WAR ON ALGAE!" MANY SAY TRUMP FEARS ALGAE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE ALGEBRA. HE HAS SURRENDERED AND WILL TURN US INTO UNITED STATES OF ALGAE!

[Shawne Merriman @shawnemerriman]

Walter Jones needs to be on this list because my shoulders said so.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Now delete your Presidency.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Jesus loves. Christian Nationalism kills.

You may pray for my death, Pastor, but I still love you.

I love you more than you could ever hate me.

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

so you’re telling me 5 min before trump announced a ceasefire, someone in his inner circle loaded up on a perfectly-timed trade (long stocks, short oil), walked away with billions, and then we the plebs are told $8 gas is just “the price of freedom” so just get less starbucks ???

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Trump hated Mueller because he was everything Trump isn’t. A marine, a public servant, loved by his family

[SickoftheCrap @SickoftheC]

@TheRickWilson I’m fine with Trump posting this.

And here’s why:

When I decorate my house with party streamers and balloons once the final Big Mac does its job, I can point to Trump’s Post and tell them to

Fuck All The Way Off.

🥳🎉🎊🎈🍾🥃

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

0.00196% of NCAA athletes are transgender.

0.0000001% of votes come from undocumented immigrants.

This is what MAGA obsesses over.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[Puck @PuckSports]

Good riddance and don't ever come back.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Didn’t you idiots vote for Trump because you wanted lower gas prices, lower grocery prices, no new wars, and a full release of the Epstein files?

How is that going?

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Remember when they defunded food for hungry children a few months ago?

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

JUST FYI...

There is more evidence of @realDonaldTrump being a pedophile revealed in the last year, than there is evidence of Iran having nuclear weapons/capabilities within the past 30 years.

Think about that. Take all the time you need.

[Eric @EricG1247]

Over the last 40 years, about 90 non-citizens voted.

So far, this year, about 204 women have been shot to death by intimate partners.

Literally, everything is more important than a voter suppression bill.

[Aaron Webb @pyroaaron_webb]

@Jonathanstewar1 Like O'Blarneys! Haahaa

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The craziest thing about the price of Oil doubling in one week is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

.@realDonaldTrump the clairvoyant