Alex

Elle Woods is my inspiration, Oscar the Grouch is my reality. All opinions and views expressed on this profile are mine alone. header by @16pxl

[Alex @pyroalec22]

My experience as a First Generation college student and the guilt that ensued

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The 2020s have been a lot more Minneapolis-centric than you'd expect.

[Alex @pyroalec22]

I’ve been on this site for nearly half my life… yikes #MyTwitterAnniversary

[B @the_petshopboy]

Me if I were a Care Bear.

[Alex @pyroalec22]

@terrbear875 He actually is just wrapped around a giant hat and when he moves it comes with him

[Alex @pyroalec22]

Something something hot girl summer

[Alex @pyroalec22]

Absolutely terrorized the Photo Booth at my friends’ wedding. Can’t wait for them to see these precious moments that needed to be captured

[lauren @winonaddict]

she was in her 50’s bullying everybody. age did not matter.

[Terri Schuester Updates @terri_updates]

What the fuck is going on

[Alex @pyroalec22]

@wetpapa If banana laffy taffy has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If banana laffy taffy has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If banana laffy taffy has no fans, that means I'm dead.
You can put me in jail but you cannot imprison my spirit

[Alex @pyroalec22]

I live in my own world 99.9% of the time so yes I had to google who Kate Middleton was and why people were looking for her

[Alex @pyroalec22]

Might drive my boyfriend insane with a twilight movie marathon this weekend

[Alex @pyroalec22]

@terrbear875

[Alex @pyroalec22]

@terrbear875 “I’m gonna say what we’re all thinking; maybe let’s not use the word grooming so close to Baby. How about ‘personal care’?”

[Alex @pyroalec22]

@fjaitetishr I guess it’s true what they say: “you are what you eat”

[Alex @pyroalec22]

@terrbear875 Remind me to never challenge your gym

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

What games are y’all most looking forward to in 2024? Personally I’m counting down the days until this bad boy comes out

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

you want me to finish a task???? On December 19th???? literally Christmas morning???

[Terri Schuester Updates @terri_updates]

Gays be at house parties saying “this song was on glee”

[paola⁷ @creepypaola]

137 Guess what this is about again?