John

I'm constantly in a state of feeling secondhand embarrassment for other people

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@jerryagar1010 It was almost 22 years ago, but you were the first person to learn I had proposed to my wife when we ran into you out on the street in Atlanta after Boortzapalooza. Sorry for saying "holy shit" in front of your young son all those years ago. And you STILL look like Erik Estrada.

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@shacktohack @HackingDave Switched to Dvorak in 1998, never looked back, never had carpal tunnel again

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@duolingo my daughter lost her phone to a watery grave in the ocean last night and is very sad about her 650 day streak ending before she can get a new phone. Can you help her out? UID is angelwings1015

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@rifkamarie Ah sorry I never saw this. You were one of the first people I ever met online in like... 1997 or 98 on AOL

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@LeahLundqvist @spectrafgc Can confirm, teach Linux for a living and use bone stock Ubuntu for a desktop

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@rifkamarie How serendipitous that you posted this literally a day ago when you just popped into my head for the first time in maybe 20 years, I decided to see if I could find you, and here you are

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@Capitals @AlibabaGroup My 14yo autistic son is there with my wife experiencing his first caps game. Kind of Ovi to make sure it's already a memorable one

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@swidget Any updates on when your z-wave stuff will be for sale?

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@signalapp You guys are out of your mind. A significant percentage of the non-techie friends I've converted to Signal over the past few years have told me they're deleting the app. Pretty soon I won't have any reason to use it, either.

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@NCDOT if a vehicle's registration will expire while it's being repaired and it can't be renewed until repairs are complete (because it obviously won't pass a safety inspection), does that need to be reported somewhere to avoid penalties?

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@TruistNews I have been trying to talk to a real person for weeks with no success. I need help obtaining tax documents and the clock is ticking. Your @AskSunTrust account appears to be gone.

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@AskSunTrust My account no longer seems to exist thanks to the switch over and trying to call I got a 60+ minute wait time. How can I get my tax documents?

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@CareFirst I need someone to contact me who is actually empowered to fix something because your call center has failed

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@mattnathanson Almost 19 years ago you signed this for me in Charlotte because it was the only thing I had on me that was signable. You also introduced Starfish and Coffee to my life that night. Needless to say, it was a good night.

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@SANSInstitute you guys picked your facilitators for CDI yet?

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@PapaJohns_DMV Ovi would not approve of this quality level

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@mamawrench It's been 18 years. What are you waiting for?

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@mamawrench @Stephen_Kellogg Just don't forget to ask.

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@VerizonSupport Followed, but Twitter says I can't DM @VerizonSupport?

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@verizonfios Not impressed with this hold time, especially since I'm holding because you're rescheduling my installation for the second time. Do I get to bill for the vacation time I'm wasting being at home tomorrow?

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@VerizonSupport Upgraded to gigabit, need new ONT. Service was supposed to start the 12th, but it was rescheduled to tomorrow. Just got a voicemail that they need to reschedule it again. I'm still on hold trying to call them back.