GANDHALI DALVI

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[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

@MTPHereToHelp #MumbaiTrafficPolice #MaladWest #ParkingOnRoads

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

@MTPHereToHelp WHY is this random parking on the road which blocks traffic acceptable?!
Why is there no fear of repercussions which leads to this blatant disregard for other drivers?!
Malad West

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

The daily EOD traffic jam outside Vibgyor school at Chincoli Bunder, Malad needs URGENT attention. Double/triple parking on both ends of roads including school buses make it a nightmare for any vehicle in this lane not to mention the lawless 2-wheelers and ricks @MTPHereToHelp

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

Hey @HyundaiIndia
You team at @ModiHyundai Malad tried their best and were able to get me a manual testdrive.
Special thanks to Mr.Sushil Yadav for exceptional customer support.

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

Hey @HyundaiIndia
I am in your showroom trying to buy a manual car. But all your showrooms will only give me an automatic to test drive stating manuals are not given for test drives anymore.
Can you tell me the logic behind it??

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

Hey @MTPHereToHelp I traffic laws not applicable to rickshaws and 2-wheelers! When did this law pass? Becoming impossible to drive or walk in this city every day @Dev_Fadnavis @mieknathshinde @CMOMaharashtra
#traffic #mumbai #malad

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

@AdityaDharFilms You amazing, BRILLIANT man! Your work never disappoints.
#Dhurandhar is an absolute masterpiece. Can't wait for Part 2.

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

I'm old enough to drive, drink, vote, marry, reproduce but according to @cbfcindia I'm not old enough to hear abuses/profanity. Wow.
#CBFC #Dhurandhar

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

@MTPHereToHelp This issue is prevalent outside Westin & Oberoi Commerz gates on the Oberoi garden city hill.

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

(1/3) Rickshaw riders refusing rides outside Oberoi-Westin have restored to new lows by demanding exorbitant amounts and refusing to ply by meter claiming 'traffic'. They act as if they're doing us a favor by even stopping to hear what destination we want to reach.

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

@MTPHereToHelp @Olacabs @Uber @rapidobikeapp (3/3) know the destination and then reject the ride or wait in a spot so that we are forced to cancel. Many who do come, demand we pay them by cash or cancel the ride.
How the hell is one supposed to move about the city?!
@CMOMaharashtra @Dev_Fadnavis @mieknathshinde

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

(2/3) While @MTPHereToHelp does nothing and stands under the bridge on the highway ignoring the blatant disregard for traffic rules all around them.
@Olacabs @Uber @rapidobikeapp your riders either don't accept or reject rides. The ones who do accept, will call and demand to

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

@aravind Idiots like these forget that Lotus is also India's National flower.
Whatever happens, they can't go one day without thinking of BJP😂

[Dr Poornima 🇮🇳 @PoornimaNimo]

West Bengal is a secular state.

[Dr. S. Jaishankar @DrSJaishankar]

The world must show zero tolerance for terrorism.

#OperationSindoor

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

@dramionestans Does Secrets and Masks have a happy ending?
I decided years back I'm not reading fics which don't have happy endings after bawling my eyes out after finishing 'The Last Kiss'

[Tathagata Roy @tathagata2]

The truth about this charlatan is now coming out in the open.

Mohandas Gandhi once recited the Quran at the Valmiki Basti temple in Delhi. A woman stood up from the crowd and asked Gandhi not to do that. Gandhi asked, "Why?" The woman said that it was against our religion. Gandhi said, "I don't believe that." The woman replied that we do not consider you qualified to dictate our religion.

Gandhi said, "Take the vote of the people there." "Can religion be decided by vote?" the woman asked. "You are interfering with my religion," Gandhi replied. The woman replied that he was illegally interfering with the religion of crores of Hindus. Gandhi said, "I will listen to the Quran." The woman said that she would oppose it.
Hundreds of Valmiki youth stood by the woman and said, "Read the Quran in this temple, but before reading the Quran in the temple, recite the Gita or the Ramayana in the mosque." Seeing the protests increasing, Gandhi called the police who arrived and arrested the protesters. 107 cases were registered against them.

Later, Gandhi recited the Quran under police protection in the same temple.
People dislike Gandhi because of his hypocrisy.

[GANDHALI DALVI @QaafiCoffee]

@wouldbeheroinee Add these too -
- Deception
- Hunted
- Draco Malfoy and The Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
- Disappear
- Indecent Proposal
- Merry Christmas Mister Malfoy / sequel- Kiss Me Freely
- Snowstorm

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Basic History for the Uninformed:

1. Before Israel, there was a British mandate, not a Palestinian state.

2. Before the British Mandate, there was the Ottoman Empire, not a Palestinian state.

3. Before the Ottoman Empire, there was the Islamic state of the Mamluks of Egypt, not a Palestinian state.

4. Before the Islamic state of the Mamluks of Egypt, there was the Ayubid-Kurdish Empire, not a Palestinian state.

5. Before the Ayubid Empire, there was the Crusader Frankish and the Christian Kingdom of Jerusalem, not a Palestinian state.

6. Before the Kingdom of Jerusalem, there were the Umayyad and Fatimid empires, not a Palestinian state.

7. Before the Umayyad and Fatimid empires, there was the Byzantine empire, not a Palestinian state.

8. there was the Sassanid-Persian Empire before the Byzantine Empire, not a Palestinian state.

9. Before the Sassanid-Persian Empire, there was the Byzantine Empire again, not a Palestinian state.

10. there was the Roman Empire, not a Palestinian state, before the Byzantine Empire.

11. Before the Roman Empire, there was the Jewish Hasmonean state, not a Palestinian state.

12. Before the Jewish Hasmonean state was the Hellenistic Seleucid Empire, not a Palestinian state.

13. Before the Hellenistic Seleucid empire, there was Alexander the Great's empire, not a Palestinian state.

14. Before Alexander the Great, there was the Persian empire, not a Palestinian state.

15. Before the Persian Empire, there was the Babylonian Empire, not a Palestinian state.

16. Before the Babylonian Empire, the kingdoms of Israel and Judah were not Palestinian states.

17. Before the Kingdoms of Israel and Judah, there was the Kingdom of Israel, not a Palestinian state.

18. Before the Kingdom of Israel, there was the theocracy of the twelve tribes of Israel, not a Palestinian state.

19. Before the theocracy of the twelve tribes of Israel, there was an agglomeration of independent Canaanite city-kingdoms, not a Palestinian state.

There have been many governments there, but never a Palestine.

[Paresh Rawal @SirPareshRawal]

Sad but true .