Quinn Archer

JMU ‘22

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[BANNEDFROMBETTING ❎💵✖️⌚️📱 @therealjamessb]

Dat boy might go 4-4 don’t sleep

[Quinn Archer @qarcher00]

@BBLottos Bonk

[Quinn Archer @qarcher00]

@BBLottos BANG

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

By far the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[Quinn Archer @qarcher00]

@onlyparlays 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 RISE🆙

[Quinn Archer @qarcher00]

@buperac Sent from my iphone

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Met with a financial advisor today

My wife set it up

She wants "a professional opinion" on our retirement

Nice office

Glass desk

Diploma on the wall from a school I've never heard of

The advisor was 23

Maybe 24

He had a pullover vest and a rehearsed handshake

He handed me a pitch book

It had someone else's name on it

I chose not to mention that

He said "based on your risk profile I'd recommend a 60/40 portfolio"

I said "what's the fee?"

He said "1% annually"

I ran the compound drag over 25 years in my head

Said the number out loud

Then I said it again slower

His smile went away

I said "what's the tax strategy?"

He said "we review that annually"

I said "what's the Roth conversion ladder? The asset location framework? The blended expense ratio on the underlying funds? Why wouldn't I just buy VOO for free and do this from my phone?"

He opened his mouth

Closed it

Excused himself

Came back with his boss

Same vest

Bigger watch

The boss said "I hear you have some concerns"

I said "not concerns. Questions. Your 23-year-old couldn't answer them. That's my concern."

My wife kicked me under the table

I kept going

The boss said "the value is in the relationship"

I said "that's what my therapist says too. She charges $250 an hour. You're charging more and doing less."

The boss looked at my wife

My wife looked at the ceiling

I've now been to a therapist, a realtor, a car dealership, and a financial advisor this month

My wife has walked out of every single one

I asked her in the car what she thinks the common denominator is

She said "you"

I said "interesting. Not sure how to model that."

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Herman Boone @ComeToTheBay]

Thank you Mike Evans ❤️

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

Ohhh its called washington dc cause dc stands for Da Capital

[BrucePickz @BrucePickz]

✅✅✅BA BA BA BANG

2-0 on the day

[BrucePickz @BrucePickz]

✅✅✅BA BA BA BANG

[D⚡️ @LukaGarland]

Baker Mayfield through 6 games:

12 TD’s
1 INT
1,539 Passing Yards

5-1 Record (Entire team injured)

[𝗦𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗹𝗶™ @TheSamerAli]

Baker Mayfield doesn't get enough credit for how much he's truly carrying this team. Down his FOUR starting WRs, two offensive lineman, a starting RB, and STILL managing to elevate everybody around him and make timely play after timely play while avoiding turnovers. Unreal.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

HE’S FREAKIN’ AWESOME

[Greg Auman @gregauman]

Bucs note that rookie Emeka Egbuka is the first player in NFL history to get 25+ catches, 400+ receiving yards and 5+ touchdowns in his first five NFL games.

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Baker Mayfield is the first QB ever to have 375+ Pass Yards and fewer than 5 incompletions in a regular season game