✨ the myth ✨

🏳️‍🌈 | pronouns: myth/legend. @realmadrid 🫰🏾
BAILA, VINI, AND NEVER STOP.

[metamorphosis 🐛🦋 @masemph]

loneliest I’ve ever been in my life 💔

[akilhenrymusic.bsky.social @akilhenrymusic]

I might get killed for this, but Abbott Elementary, Superstore, My Wife and Kids, Fresh Prince, Brooklyn 99, Modern Family, The Office US and Kim’s Convenience are ALL better than Friends lol

[Liewe Heksie @LaviniaEngel]

1. Gluttony = Mukbang
2. Pride = LinkedIn
3. Lust = OnlyFans
4. Envy = IG stalking
5. Wrath = Twars & beefs
6. Greed = Scamfluencing
7. Sloth = Doomscrolling

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

I genuinely can’t wait to get out of this situation I’m in. I’m so ready to get my spark back❤️‍🩹

[Goldielocks✨💖 @thoughtdawwter]

I’m having the worst time with life baf2, like this really sucks

[griselda blanco @anentiresnack]

“turn to bundle 6, page 201, paragraph 18”

[🫵🏽 @idoxvi]

You’d still see Madrid fans on the timeline putting him on the LW in lineups as if it doesn’t make us even worse OOP while giving us nothing additional on the ball 😭👍👍

It’s not 2022 anymore

[ISee @StacyE65279]

All these English just to sound polite.
You guys know he's a problem but you want to sound polite about it.
But if it's Vini you won't filter your words.
You guys know what you are doing.

[Benzelebronista @Benzelebronista]

Heureusement qu'on avait la télé

[X⁶ @NectonX6]

The difference in understanding between our attackers before and after Mbappe is crazy.

And you can’t even blame it on not having Kroos on the team because that argument makes you look so stupid.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 STAT: Only 3 players have recorded 10+ G/A against the English “Big 6” in the Champions League KO stage:

• Lionel Messi
• Karim Benzema
• Vinícius Jr.

🔥 @MadridMuse

[Enoch Δ @agyeitah]

Don't worry Weah already won it for us

[buhle greg @buh1e]

Sabc 2 had no mercy 😩 .. ZERO 😭

[✨ the myth ✨ @qhamabeta]

@IOL DISGUSTING REPORTING

[Mwenja 👑 @MwenjaMuhoro]

“Homosexuality is un-African!”
So is your English name.
So is your suit.
So is the Bible printed in Italy.
But here we are.

[Mayowa @AMSMayowa]

Dembele winning the ballon d’or is exactly the reason Mbappe has a headloss now. I am certain he hasn’t slept since Dembele won the ballon d’or and 2 UCLs with a team he couldn’t win with. They compared both players when they were youngsters, with Dembele being the better player at Dortmund. He had a set back and Mbappe surpassed him clearly, Dembele’s come back is something Mbappe didn’t foresee and it is hurting him.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

I'm begging again, plz help me retweet 🙏😞

[nay | Wor$t Girl in Brasil @nyskazin]

caralho negro dos Estados Unidos se acham os CEOs da negritude, é incrível

[Romain Molina @Romain_Molina]

Je ne sais pas si Mbappé et les gens autour de lui se rendent compte que cette campagne médiatique à outrance a un effet plus négatif qu'autre chose

Aujourd'hui, c'était un Ballon d'Or qu'il espère dédicacer à l'Afrique après avoir dit que c'était pour le Bernabeu il y a quelques jours...

Au moins, il y en a pour tous les goûts - et les potentiels votants

[✨ the myth ✨ @qhamabeta]

@MadridXtra @TheAthleticFC you are not hungry, asshole