We call people whichever name is more distinct between their first and last names. There was already a Clinton, so Hillary it is. Kamala is more distinct than Harris. If Obama’s last name had been Jones, we’d call him Barack. If Sarah Palin had become VP, we’d call her Palin.
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Two years ago, I helped give a tour to students at work, where I’d been for 5 years at that point. During it, one of the co-workers I never talk to was like, “um, you need to stay with your classmates.”
I said, “[her name], I work here!”
Her face was so stuck. Just goofy.
once i got caught up in a field trip at reading terminal and when i moved to get away from the group, a teacher said "young lady, where are you going" and i had to sheepishly say "um i'm an adult."
Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.
Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.
David Letterman was one of Stephen Colbert's final guests on #TheLateShow, as the franchise's two hosts go their revenge on CBS by throwing furniture off the roof of the Ed Sullivan theater.
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