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[Nein @neincubed]

Hitler when a nigga in Nairobi with a 2004 intel processor cracks all his military codes

[qp @qp_nodam]

Ubaya/uzuri wa kenya you just can't dismiss someone, you have to do the whole song & dance of disciplinary hearings & giving the guy a 'fair' chance to respond

[ALERT254 @MotoMushene]

@quincygitahi @quincygitahi alikula wife ya mshirika..

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[Njoki @_Tideh]

@brendawambui Imail have a great shipping service and insurance is not mandatory.

[Butt-Head 🇮🇱🇮🇱 @tomatomact17715]

@Moo_too_wah "I've finally saved enough. Time to hit the streets and live large"

[qp @qp_nodam]

But Mansa Musa was actually a fraud https://t.co/8pyigNGHc0 please👏🏾educate👏🏾yourself👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Waçuka - #SisiNdioSifuna @Wacuka_Dawns]

@Eddie_Mugoh I saw the same bizarre argument from a Nigerian who was denying the impact of Mansa Musa - THE RICHEST MAN IN HISTORY!

Something is happening.. . Are they upgrading bots to paid agents?

[Aigi @oluoch_ignatius]

Kuna siku EPRA itaamka kuongeza electricity bills wakute customer wamebaki nao ni government offices pekee.

I love the rate at which clients are doing solar

[qp @qp_nodam]

@Jack14Adams Banter

[qp @qp_nodam]

Bill gates alifikishwa ADC akaonyeshwa "Hello World HTML CSS" by senior engineer had to make some phone calls back to Satya asap

[Ian Dancan @your_javaguy]

https://t.co/ATwXqJpz9S

🥹

[Augustin Githaka @AugustinGithaka]

If Kalonzo is not top of the ticket and decides to back Ruto, Ruto will win by midday.

[Scion of the land 🇰🇪 🇵🇸 @DukeofEmbu92]

Funny how we were talking about this barely 3 months ago on these streets. If you know someone affected by the layoffs at Microsoft, please accord them grace.

https://t.co/H5v9v4q6dc

[Chel$ @_FatherChels]

@BullrunIO don’t project lack onto them, they will be fine, layoffs in tech have always been around, moving talent will always find their Ace!

[Jkksfqt @JUNX1ONG]

But this is excellent life advice in general. Iwe ni bibi unatufata, kazi, building a business, growing your career. Show up, keep your chin up, never doom.

[链条 @Jueshengshenlan]

抱歉，兄弟，虽然这会有一些争议，但我得说清楚：
所有把跨性别，毒品，个人身份表达这些基于小资产阶级的情调置于广大人民群众现实利益之上的，根本不是共产主义者。
如果不敢为了人民利益，去面对毒品卡特尔与腐败官员的机枪，只关注自己利益的话。
那也根本不是什么进步，而是一种软弱逃避与堕落。

事实上，我看一些人在抱怨，博索纳罗在投票中领先。诚实地说，我之前不了解这个人。于是去搜索了一下，也跟一些巴西朋友聊了聊。
当我知道，他主要承诺了以下几件事：
1、打破了“罪犯也是受害者”的左翼叙事， 面对猖獗的黑帮和抢劫，博索纳罗公开喊出——“好贼就该进坟墓”，允许警察在贫民窟进行极高压的军事化扫荡，打击毒贩；
2、福音派教会给穷人发救济粮、办托儿所、帮青年戒毒，介绍工作；
3、将原有的福利津贴大笔提高了50%（每月增加至600雷亚尔），并加入了燃气补贴。
当我知道他承诺了这些，他一定会收获大部分普通人的选票。

原因很简单，因为这些所谓的共产主义左派根本不关心人民群众。譬如：
2025年巴西有40,775起凶杀案，但关于LGBTQ+的仇恨只有257起，其中他杀只有204起。
这意味着：
对于LGBTQ+的仇恨犯罪只有0.63%，是一个毫不起眼的零头。
把一个极少数的诉求抬高到了高于人们诉求的位置，甚至于还把毒品合法化叫做进步？
你的心里没有人民，那人民为什么要把选票给你？

人民投票给你，是因为人民觉得你能帮他发声，带领他做那些，想做却不到的，好的改变。
如果能做到这一点，人民的选票一定属于你。
因为投票给你，就是投给他自己。
但首先，你需要放弃自己，变成人民需要的样子。

记住：
真正的共产主义者，必须首先代表广大人民群的利益，时刻都把人民置于第一位，而不是自己。
一个能彻底无我，全心全意为人民服务，随时准备为了人民的利益牺牲一切的人，才是真正的共产主义者。
所以，巴西的左派们，共产主义者们，请努力做一个真正共产主义者吧！
加油！
爱你们❤️💪

[Uncle Ras D'artte @Dartte__45]

The real exchange rate is the price of posho;
1kg of premium Ugandan posho is ugx 200 and also Kes 300, a tray of eggs (24pcs) is nearly free in Uganda & Kes 550.
Oya eat your currency now.
😂😂😂

[Telemachoz @meshmwandishi]

In as much we meme Traore, we should borrow a leaf and take economic nationalism very seriously. The folks like Bygones and Cox telling us about concentrating on the service industry , when multinationals are publicly confirming that all the remote service jobs will be automated by SI ,is just choosing to double down on stupidity at this point.

Hakuna kutoroka sweatshops akiz. Hakuna kabisa!

[qp @qp_nodam]

Queen of Denmark lazima apewe updates, wasnt the Cohen case one of the things that was brought up when alivisit Kenya last year

[Ndùngù Kìriga @NdunguKiriga]

There's some glee and a constipated grin pasted across the collective face of the @ODPP_KE as they give a blow by blow account of Cohen's murder trial so I like any other trial.

Daily updates complete with HD images

Are these paid ads, or is @ODPP_KE overcompensating something?

[qp @qp_nodam]

Im a single issue voter - tax cuts or burst. Idc about social services/education/teachers, idc about bond markets or the 1% of the population (govt workers) consuming 10% of the gdp in terms of salaries. So far ni tu Sifuna has mentioned tax cuts

[qp @qp_nodam]

God bless the day we'll get politicians & bureaucrats who can reason in second order effects & higher, si juzi Ruto alikua anasema middle class needs to be taxed more

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

If your gross salary is Ksh 200k in Kenya, your employer spends roughly KSh 209,580 to KSh 214,580 monthly on you for salaries only. And you’re still not getting the full 200k. You’ll take home roughly 137k.

Many professionals negotiate using the Net salary, so technically, you’re not a 200k person you’re a sub 150k person.

To give you a net of 200k, your employer will have to spend roughly 304k on you monthly for just salary.

Now put yourself in the shoes of the employer who most probably has other obligations like VAT, corporate tax, real estate etc.

Good will from the government could help. Eg If you employ a certain number, you get tax credits. The money will still eventually land at KRA only this time more money in circulation. More people spending in restaurants etc increasing tax collected.

[qp @qp_nodam]

@tomatomact17715

[qp @qp_nodam]

Shida ya ruto & ndii is they think they can get away with infinite taxation. Even in Muqadimah, Ibn Kaldun records how literal warlords knew there are economic limits on how much they can extract from the conquered, sembuse a democracy in a globalized world where ppl have options

[Afrovestor @BullrunIO]

The cost of employing in Kenya is massively high. My employer is hiring in Belgrade, Serbia where the cost is half.

For same gross, someone in Belgrade takes home more in net

S/ware engineer $2k :Kenya $4k
Tech sales (AM/AE) $1.5k :Kenya $5k
BDR/SDR $1k :Kenya $2k