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Thread of cats I find on my bike ride

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Robbie’s room

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@broth_fan

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@broth_fan took me a second

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I am a plague and the illness is making people watch survivor

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@basementsnail @tamagotchislayr I can’t do it again

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One of my tables asked me what’s in a Manhattan and I said, “tons of things! It’s a big borough in New York City :)”

10% tip

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@tamagotchislayr We deserve better

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Zip lines have gotta be the most underutilized form of transportation

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Out n about lookin for an IHOP fresh n fruity pancake, who up?

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everyone at my birthday party just found out it’s my birthday oh fuck oh my god

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I will now perform glaring at everyone in the climbing gym until someone talks to me

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Trying so hard not to ask the person next to me on the plane if they’ve seen Final Destination

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I am regularly talking the two 35 year old men I’ve adopted down from fighting anyone who is a little bit rude to me

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Whew! Slept like The Rock last night

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Loving the era I’m in right now; I’ve made nothing but mistakes for five straight months and have not stopped enjoying myself for even a minute. I am not having any fun

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One person gets stabbed at your restaurant once and suddenly that’s all the guests wanna talk about

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@Hect Why wasn’t I invited

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No one knows where Davis is till you say UC Davis and then they got some shit to say

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queer and interested or straight and polite how am I supposed to know how am I supposed to know how am I supposed to know how am