Rocket

Twitter? I hardly know her!

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Okay, here’s what makes sense.

[suddenly wearing a large cloak which indicates that my evil alter ego ‘Irrational man’ has taken over] Now let’s ignore all that

[Rocket @rocketdraws]

Thanks as always to the fans for the submissions

[meowtase in London @cutesuscat]

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[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

it's every astronaut's dream to marry an alien on the moon

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

I love everyone that’s chill and normal and doesn’t use me for proxy wars with Self

[Rocket @rocketdraws]

Oof

[ella @H8BEAM]

full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

[Rocket @rocketdraws]

Oo baby do you know a Tom Werth

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

[Matt Kramer 🔪 @kramerposts]

It’s not my circus, but… I am a man with a sense of obligation and duty. Very well. I will care for these monkeys. I will raise them as if they were my own.

[𖧧 @reidahad]

sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy

[Rocket @rocketdraws]

It’s got a certain, how do you say, junie b jones

[trash jones @jzux]

no you don’t understand, this is my Special Mistake. i keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

"how can I use these rocks to make a fake world that devours the real one"

[Rocket @rocketdraws]

Not this one tho. This one’s a banger

[Rocket @rocketdraws]

Most books could be a paper
Most papers could be an article
Most articles could be a tweet
Most tweets could never be posted

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

if my student receives 80% on an assignment, where do you think the other 20% goes? That’s right, straight to me. If 50 students get an average of 75% on a quiz, I’m easily clearing 1000% of their lost grades. with that grade surplus i can easily oppress even the brightest pupil

[Rocket @rocketdraws]

It is good lindor chocolate balls can’t run for office because I’d have to vote for them every time