Brooke

[Brooke @qtco99]

@eversinceali @ChipotleTweets #alcoholpoisoning

[Brooke @qtco99]

Hear me out.
What if, for this next term, Jill is President and Joe is the First Lady?

[Brooke @qtco99]

Serial rapist....Thirteen victims...4 minors...
"...charged with three counts of forcible rape, one count of sexual assault of a child under 14..."
This. THIS is why these crimes are not reported.

[KTLA @KTLA]

Thirteen female victims were identified, including four who were minors
https://t.co/6EY8gsGQ2x

[Brooke @qtco99]

@KTLA Serial rapist....Thirteen victims...4 minors...
"...charged with three counts of forcible rape, one count of sexual assault of a child under 14..."
This. THIS is why these crimes are not reported.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

If "woke" means that I'm not a rude, lazy asshole who can't be bothered to call people whatever the they want to be called and treat marginalized people with respect, then I'm woke AF

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

I hope heaven looks a lot like St. Olaf.

[Stuart Waldman @stuartwaldman]

Hello. 911. I’d like to report Elder abuse. He’s fallen and he’s not going to get up.

[Brooke @qtco99]

In today's episode of the upside down, women in Mexico now have more abortion rights than women in Texas.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

“But the vaccine doesn’t even guarantee you won’t get sick, it really only stops you from dying.”

Not dying sounds pretty fucking spectacular, to me.

['Radical' Russ Belville @RadicalRuss]

@RepJayapal I paid off my student loans year ago and I have no children.

Cancelling $50,000 of student loan debt would help me because it would help others and a rising tide lifts all boats. Plus, I'm not a dick.

[Brooke @qtco99]

Hey, Gen Z,
Center parts make you look like flower children of the 70's. You're not original. Hard pass.
✌

[San Bernardino County Fire @SBCOUNTYFIRE]

⚠️MANDATORY EVACUATIONS ⚠️

Road closures are expected throughout the day. Please leave as soon as possible.

[Brooke @qtco99]

Hear me out- Chicken sandwiches, waffle fries, and shakes. Franchise to LGBTQIA+. Donate to LGTBQIA+ charities.

We call it Chick-Fil-Gay.

[Brooke @qtco99]

@tieman2010 @IlhanMN ...which is completely unrestricted and legal in 21 states.

[San Diego Police Department @SanDiegoPD]

Our thoughts and prayers are with the Ornelas family and the @CHPANTELOPEVALL
as we mourn the loss of California Highway Patrol Officer Andy Ornelas.

[QueerWhoBear #BLACKLIVESMATTER 🌽🐙 @love3n1]

Taken from my friend/co-worker's page. We are going to continue to do our best and help where we can, whenever we can.

[Brooke @qtco99]

I'm not sure which food group plastic falls in but big shout out to @panerabread for making sure I'm getting my recommended daily value. 👍

[Brooke @qtco99]

Remember yesterday,
Protect today,
Preserve tomorrow.
#WeRemember #HolocaustMemorialDay

[Brooke @qtco99]

Chris Brown arrested on rape charges in Paris. Can we send R. Kelly over there too? Seems like the French actually hold people accountable for sex crimes.