the etch a sketch of dorian gray Ⓐ🏴

shake it up and make it fizz (they/them)

[the etch a sketch of dorian gray Ⓐ🏴 @quaadudes]

Every now and then accidentally making eye contact with god and responding by bending over and smacking my butt repeatedly while blowing a raspberry

[the etch a sketch of dorian gray Ⓐ🏴 @quaadudes]

Matter of fact thats my type😍

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

are you into girls god makes examples out of

[augustus @1022augustus]

Sorta kinda at the lowest point I've been in within the past 5 years

[the etch a sketch of dorian gray Ⓐ🏴 @quaadudes]

@jcast3737 Being poly is like entering a circle of hell learn from my mistakes.....stay home and read a book....perhaps boil some tea .....the streets are like war.....

[the etch a sketch of dorian gray Ⓐ🏴 @quaadudes]

Sometimes you just end up being a woman's summerboy and thats fine (I'm not okay babyyyy)

[vi. @yearhaan]

entering suicide prevention month with zero will to live

[Elliot @Elliot_bl3h]

“Does puppy want a treat?” Puppy wants a fucking gun. But yes I would also like a treat

[turnip 🃏 @HaoTurnip]

I manipulate people (be nice to them) to get them to do what I want (be happy)

[the etch a sketch of dorian gray Ⓐ🏴 @quaadudes]

Going to downtown bars to use the DARVO technique on the bartender who told me my hair looked good when I actually had a radio antenna sticking out of my fucking head. Just praying on my downfall for fun. Boy fuck you boy

[frill @rabbitlorn]

openly inviting her to perv on me and then calling her a pervert for perving on me #myfav

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[@clockteautwins @clockteautwins]

This actually being my life and I don’t get a redo

[linds @hotcheetofing3r]

i can look at a girl and tell pretty quickly if she’d feel comfortable picking up a frog or not. but that just won’t pay the bills

[Kid named Giggler: @melonsodsie]

Asking her whose heart is this when we have sex

[the etch a sketch of dorian gray Ⓐ🏴 @quaadudes]

Intimate unhinged sex with two people will heal you jot that down

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

May every stray bullet in the city find me while I sleep

[puter @modelocigarette]

I give your pussy five big booms

[𓂃 💭 @prompthinker]

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