Jester

Like old dynamite: liable to go off at any time for no reason. Unapologetic, inappropriately logical, Attorney. Personal opinions expressed here.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE MEDIA WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND WHEN PEOPLE IN WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA WERE LIVING IN TENTS IN THE COLD...

...BUT NOW THEY ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE OVER SOME ALGAE IN THE REFLECTING POOL?!!!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!!!!!!

[Jester @quaintjester]

@Amer1can_Barbie

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

Worth posting again. Just a good reminder.

[Jester @quaintjester]

@CyborgPeds @davidvlynn "she then didn't talk to me for hours after that... because I was flying my plane"

[Jester @quaintjester]

@SenWarren And why the fuck is that a governmental interest?

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@ThomasMHern Stop listening to rap music then

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[mert @mert]

"ive been in office for 13 years and our yearly budget is 7 trillion but we can't help children unless we steal from the guy doing spaceflight"

[Jester @quaintjester]

@BillyM2k Paul Newman

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Everyone was mad at me for this joke but then the next day the Pennsylvania Supreme Court politely asked their Soros DA to stop lying to courts in his ongoing effort to free as many convicted murderers as possible.

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

And she blocked me. 🤔

[Jester @quaintjester]

@DiscussingFilm

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@SInow Uhhh you wanna report on what the verses actually say (genuinely have not seen it reported) or is that too much work for today?

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@Tim_Walz Talking points went out to the governor distro list, apparently

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@FoxBusiness

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@approject @gregmcrc Anyone reporting on what the verses actually are or is that just being skipped to get to the pillorying party faster?

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@JesseKellyDC @SkidWillie

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@nypost Well ... it is now

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@AlphaNews Who settled Minnesota?

The first Europeans to explore the area in the 17th century were the French. During the 19th and early 20th centuries, waves of European immigrants shaped the state's modern demographics—primarily Germans, Norwegians, and Swedes.

[Jester @quaintjester]

@RepCDMenefee "let"?

Like it was pre approved?

Clearly you've never watched post match speeches before.