James Longman

I have a thinly veiled contempt for most things on this planet

[James Longman @quandram]

OpenAI staff giving two fingers to the board to stand by Sam Altman leaves me confused as to whether I feel better or worse about their influence on the direction of AI research? In what contexts do they feel they know better than *insert name of arbitrary oversight group*

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Imagine dinosaurs posing with an asteroid

[James Longman @quandram]

Late to the party as usual...

https://t.co/yAqd57JftQ

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Actual Progress https://t.co/NRZT0AYqaC

[James Longman @quandram]

@jamiegargoyle I'm genuinely struggling to think of something that this couldn't be in reference to

[James Longman @quandram]

Fun fact, if you don't pack a monitor properly and then ship it... it breaks in transit. Utterly shocked #moronic

[Jimmy Wales @jimmy_wales]

I saw a news story about one of Elon Musk's projects having a "rapid unscheduled disassembly". Was surprised to find out that the story wasn't about twitter.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Gary Lineker never gave the Tories a £400,000 donation, set up an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson or stood as a Conservative council candidate. But the people who did are lecturing him on the need for impartiality at the BBC.

[James Longman @quandram]

@santanderukhelp Finally let me through, thanks

[James Longman @quandram]

@jen_35 @santanderuk yep, app was ok for a bit but can't do anything on website

[annie @soychotic]

Omg the last commit in the codebase was 8 months ago from a developer who quit with a commit message of just “I’m sorry”

[DKMS UK | We Delete Blood Cancer @DKMS_uk]

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[wint @dril]

ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son
FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level
AGAINST: one of them is a dog

[James Longman @quandram]

@alexbranduk welcome to adulthood...

[James Longman @quandram]

@alexbranduk I googled it and it crashed my PC... yet further proof Pineapple does not belong on pizza!

[Morgan Jeffery @morganjeffery]

Liz Truss is the only PM to not have an episode of #DoctorWho air during their premiership since the show began in 1963.

[fleetstreetfox @fleetstreetfox]

THE INFIDELS SHALL NEVER TAKE BAGHDAD!

[James Longman @quandram]

Yo Guy, maybe a little early this year but fancy getting rid of this shower? #OnlyManWithHonestIntentions