Phather Time

I’m just like Santa Clause, except when people stop believing in Santa they get sadder.

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@honestmendacity Professor Karen.

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Trader Joe’s is closed during the apocalypse. #gardening

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@TulsiGabbard I think you have an intelligence issue here for sure.

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You can’t pull one over on Father Time. I know when someone’s laying a plopper in my tofu pot pie. #fatherknowsbest #fathertime #jokes #tofupotpie

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Have a good day, because you only live thousands of times. #yoltot

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You know the difference between my Skype account and my skythe? I can’t pull your soul out with Skype. #theskythelife #phathertime #jokes

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Remember that you are going to die. #happyfriday

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When you start thinkin’ life starts stinkin’

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The people of this world aren’t what they used to be... because they never were what they thought to begin with. #thirdeyecrowbar

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Real eyes realize real lies. #happynewyear

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My buddy Oscar drew this. @urthcafe #art #chalkart

[The Satellite @TheSatelliteLA]

MONDAY is the last night of @thejanks' residency. It will be a epic finale with @TheDiamondLight, @planetstheband & @infantree. Come out!!

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#FF @brickpatrick @BudgeFilms @ANDREWRIZZ0 @BadassBandsBlog @thejanks @SpaceRaceLA @denniswidmyer @IndieFmRadio @thedavefreeman

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Song- http://t.co/Qj8OM4oM