Max

aspiring prankster
wellyboots on that other site

[Max @quantumslime]

Once you get far enough along in an engineering degree it simply becomes online shopping

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Tonight was the perfect night to go see CONCLAVE in theaters with a whole Costco chicken bake

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@coastaldefeat Same with "fancy" instead of "like" or "want to go out with"

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@Ellendemgen Big CBT energy but HRT has a much more established meaning

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@bpmckeon64 @drvolts The train is on the lower deck of the bridge, but you still get views!

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@drvolts I did this while living in Copenhagen. i can't say Malmo is particularly exciting but it's a very easy day trip! Depending on the time of year, maybe rent a bike and just cycle around a bit.

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@falcianiology Wait... You lived in Philly?????

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One cultural difference that I didn't expect to cause such issue in my life is that in the US pool balls are "stripes and solids" and in the UK they are "stripes and spots".

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We should cook with more mint in the usa

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Can't do anything for the first 24 hours after landing in Europe, have to spend the whole time accepting cookies on various sites +apps

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@mayastefanelli @Ellendemgen Same...

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@daniel_m_lavery I'm in Wisconsin but honestly might make the trip down if it was a weekend!

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@quantummichaela I've had to do that before!! So stressful.

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@coastaldefeat I never heard that growing up in Seattle... Maybe Oregon specific?

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

handed me the aux and I put on the monster mash

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This literally happened to me today... It smells EXACTLY like dirt

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Six word horror story: bone scented scratch and sniff sticker

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How am I meant to work in these conditions*!

* I have both a knitting and a sewing project waiting for me at home

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Sometimes you get a new pair of underwear and suddenly the world is full of possibilities again

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Work from home:

Work 👎😴😢
From home 😍🧼👍

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My book eyes are bigger than my brain stomach