queen snack

small

[irl girl @fruktflicka]

the perfect halloween costume idea for me and my boyfriend this year

[lol @schach21]

@NYCNews24 I can fix her

[mia @miakanaiko]

*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their

[stanley hyperbole @ismisemichelle_]

that law student watched Say Nothing on Disney plus and thought alright bet

[julia @juumelo_]

one day you will find a hoe who is actually enchanted by your mild autism

[Gareth @GarethNotGarth]

0 pints.

[rodion raskolnikov @trollpunkstyle]

@JMannubdw @gary_ni I can fix her

[capricorn representative @antiromatics]

mom talking about enrolling my autistic brother to martial arts classes like he won’t use the skills to beat us to death

[⊹˙elizabeta꧂ @elizadimitria]

does anyone need anything from the 9 eleven mr weed shop?

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of 2 beers and 3 cigarettes?

[شِهَاب @_xsvvvv]

Don’t try the Tim Hortons matcha, I’m at the er right now and they saying they gotta remove my liver

[b3k-holing @b3kholing]

(with more drugs in my body than nutrients) why do I feel slightly unwell rn

[Abby “Rack Attack” Johnson @AbbyRack1738]

I think I’m addicted to being a drunk retard

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Imagine waking up from a 10 year coma and seeing this headline right outta the gate.

[kee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀 @98kxe]

A scouse Lois Griffin is a brutal combo

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

Female teachers loved interrupting your mid class conversations with "I'll wait." 😐 Yeah you will you stupid bitch 😂 me and Cody are about to figure out what pokemon we're gonna fuck 💯🏃‍♂️

[Sam O’Nella Health Updates @SamONellaHealth]

No mom i’m not high my eyes are red because im evil