thorny

self aware

[#1 Space Jam 2 Lover @JoshuaTookes]

Goodnight

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

this is the type of toy as a child where if my mom took it away i would start screaming and hitting myself

[Eoin Gough @epgough]

"Daddy, seriously! Put this online right now. People will be like What! The! Heck!" -6yo

"Did you do it? Did you do it? Did you get a million points?" -still 6yo.

"Can you believe there was a donkey in the playground?" -6yo going to bed on the best day of her life.

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

At some point in life you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad

[PA Democratic Party @PADemParty]

BREAKING: Rob Bresnahan sold his stock in Centene, the country’s largest Medicaid provider, right before voting to strip healthcare from 17 million Americans.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

this should be life in prison

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Tell him Bron still doing it

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

Cageside footage showing MMA fighter Paddy McCorry beating up Israeli fighter Shuki Farage and screaming “Free Palestine” in his face while he does it

[art @_artsartsarts]

how are you guys listening to all these new songs. im still not over lights by ellie goulding

[ravn @mfnravn]

aye don’t ask me to go to a movie if you gonna be mad when i pull a cheesecake out my pocket

[anime yitties @_silhouwet]

Immediately cutting communication with his best friend of 20+ years after learning of his sexual offenses……..denouncing Isr*el…….rolling a joint in less than 5 secs……..you aight white boy

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

1% of vapes should emit a single putrid puff at random. Imagine the camaraderie. You see a man doubled over on the sidewalk, retching. You clap him on the shoulder: "Hit a dark cloud, eh? There, there... today you; tomorrow me." You hold him in your arms

[alfie @alfienxo]

i may not have a type but i do have a Pattern

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

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