Jake Austerlitz

Hurt people hurt people

[Jan @janhopi]

god I would love to see some of these sentences

[Jan @janhopi]

god I would love to see some of these sentences

[wokeness within the boundaries of mere reason @_me_you_coward]

@getfiscal Epstein (pulling a false eye from the wall and staring into it): Nabokov's author's note renounces any didactic moral intent, and Pale Fire further problematizes interpretation.
Trump: You're right, I mustn't distract myself with criticism. I haven't written a poem in weeks.

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

Jeffrey Epstein (with frosted tips and wearing a Hypercolor shirt): And I’m gonna call the plane Lolita Express.
Donald Trump (sipping experimental intelligence serum): You do understand Nabokov’s novel is about the terrible logic of abuse, right? You sound like a total imbecile.

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

perfect tweet plus display name plus pfp, 10/10 no notes

[Jake Austerlitz @quasiresident]

unsubscribing from chapo and trueanon bootleg feeds in boycott of american culture

[Jake Austerlitz @quasiresident]

Pretty damning for the Russian army...

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

Walt was getting lectured about masculinity and the family unit by a South American gay incel, not unlike being on Twitter

[Jake Austerlitz @quasiresident]

"ronald, email is for geeks and pedophiles"

[Jake Austerlitz @quasiresident]

Joining this war on the side of Armenia/Czech Republic

[Sergiy Kyslytsya 🇺🇦 @SergiyKyslytsya]

Amazingly tasteless publication by the @nytimes as the honey cake hasn’t been russian but rather Jewish and of the countries and territories where Jews were settled. Certainly not in Russia where Cathrine decreed the pale of settlement to keep Jews away - in Ukraine, Poland, Lithuania and so on . A honey-sweetened cake is made by Jews, especially for the Jewish holiday of Rosh Hashanah. Known in Hebrew as ugat dvash (עוּגַת דְּבַשׁ, lit. 'honey cake'), it is mainly eaten in Israel by Israeli Jews and Jewish people all over the world who know it by its Yiddish name, lekach. Corruption by the Soviets of this cake doesn’t make it russian similarly to croissants made in Moscow that won’t be Russian, ever. Other than perhaps by their ersatz taste.

https://t.co/FmHqNfQBPC

[Jake Austerlitz @quasiresident]

russia's about to get its own francis gary powers

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

It may not be "politically correct" to say it, but I don't care: The United Kingdom is a presidential republic, much like Egypt or France, with a unicameral legislature serving staggered six-year appointments.

[Jake Austerlitz @quasiresident]

@alex_orlov_ Consider technical (documentation) writing. Can be hard to break into right now, but in my experience it's been pretty chill, with a lot of downtime that can be used for other pursuits. Won't give you a sense of purpose though

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Trapped in a Coal mine with Austin butler. Our pick axes broke days ago. We ground the handles to nubs. Salvation is either one foot away or 1000. It doesnt matter. We stop here. We talk about our dads. We memorize the lines on eachothers hands. Salvation is the inches between us

[Truth Nuclear Nonproliferation @SmlPenguinPolls]

@himbopresident My Southern grandma used to say "A Lannister always repays his debts" decades before A Game of Thrones came out

[Jake Austerlitz @quasiresident]

This was literally one of my ex-coworkers recently, and I didn't know how to react

[Jake Austerlitz @quasiresident]

looking for the astronomer CEO to my philosopher king

[Beef jerky @Sorryoctober]

@prezoh Lol no media literacy 🤣🤣 at the end of the episode Jim learns that equating communism to nazism is the first step of normalizing nazi politics and that one of the first groups persecuted during hitlers rule were communists. Jim then blows his own head off in front of everyone

[Jake Austerlitz @quasiresident]

Had a dream last night where South Korea launched nuclear missiles at DPRK, leading to a global apocalyptic conflict. Would love to hear your thoughts on this, @yhbryankimiq