june?

i tweet at nobody

[june? @qucumbr]

(thinking about a thought) Aah!!! a ghotst

[june? @qucumbr]

i judge a coffee shop by its bathroom

[june? @qucumbr]

going to the library instead of killing myself

[june? @qucumbr]

Social media is like fro-yo. I don't know in what way

[june? @qucumbr]

i'm gonna invite drake to my circling practice

[june? @qucumbr]

I think everyone should stop wearing clothes. Instead, we can assemble several pieces of string into sheets that we drape over our bodies for protection from the elements

[june? @qucumbr]

Google Maps needs a public transit navigation setting titled "i am willing to walk as long as is necessary to arrive as soon as possible"

[june? @qucumbr]

they should invent a weed that you can drink at the bar and also it lasts an hour

[june? @qucumbr]

bars should sell Hoodsie cups

[june? @qucumbr]

I have the urge to gamble and drink bud light

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

About time that younger generations figured out their version of the white boomer thing where they tell you the race of everyone involved in a story for some reason

[june? @qucumbr]

s&m stands for Sales & Marketing

[june? @qucumbr]

do you think little ants are scared of big ants

[june? @qucumbr]

I think the government should classify "hanging out alone in your apartment" as a Schedule III

[june? @qucumbr]

@trevy_mcq I love this walk. the 66 drives me nuts

[june? @qucumbr]

@dporges @alexisgallagher @julianboolean_ New York System in Olneyville

[june? @qucumbr]

it's lowkey so awesome to do stuff on your phone when you're not scrolling social media. like fuck yeah I love closing my tabs

[june? @qucumbr]

Also in this hypothetical I'm eating a big hunk of cheese

[june? @qucumbr]

I'm gonna start standing outside my apartment like I'm waiting for an Uber except I'm not waiting for an Uber I'm just standing outside