Devil Woman

don’t bend, don’t fold 💜 Chris 💜

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

Imagine you are doing your job interview and you look over and see me sweating over a spicy cup noodle

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

I got my husband by telling my friend his friend was cute. Shoot your shot today.

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

the other day one of my coworkers told me I was “ambitious” and I think that’s one of the my favorite compliments I’ve ever received

[vince @vincestaples]

Bring back fake your death to get away from them kids.

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

1 like and I’ll ask these people why out of all the places to sit in the whole empty restaurant they fucking sat next to me

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

I felt so unsure about dining in a restaurant by myself…bitch I’m the only one here!!

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

I finally accomplished all white older women’s dreams…I talked to the owner

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

My biggest flex is my coworker thanked me for not changing up after I got promoted

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

I need Drake to pop out, they hug and make up, and then perform Poetic Justice

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

THEY. DONT. WANT. IT!

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

THEY DONT WANT IT!

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

3 cosmos deep, sorting my emails at the bar

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

Why’d everyone laugh when I said Too Many Years makes me feel like I’ve done time

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

@iincisions @Coheed You’d do the same for me 💜

[Flores @iincisions]

Have never seen @Coheed but that’s gonna change this year and I’m doing the Mage VIP so I’m gonna get to meet and get a photo with them I’m beyond stoked! Thanks @queeeenshit for being the best and helping me see all the bands I’ve loved and have never seen live yet!

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

Civ 7 in a month, time off requested at work ✅

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

You guys letting everyone see your venmo transactions instead of being cool and mysterious…couldn’t be me

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

When I quit my job, I’m taking a brick from the building, I’m not leaving with nothing

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

Gonna play MK against my future kid until they beat me

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

I can’t wait to get to work and discuss the new Starbucks drinks with my coffee bestie (a 60 year old man)

[Devil Woman @queeeenshit]

Mfs think I’m crazy like I thought it was obvious since I wear dirty forces everyday?