studious ass foo

[studious ass foo @queeefsniffer]

Mexican roots and smelly toots

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Facts …🫣

[studious ass foo @queeefsniffer]

Would people be mad if I raped Harvey Weinstein

[studious ass foo @queeefsniffer]

@osita9401 Reminder that someone still died in this scene

[studious ass foo @queeefsniffer]

@DrewF01880952 @ninimazara His father was a grandmaster Freemason of Pennsylvania.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

This is gonna come in handy

[studious ass foo @queeefsniffer]

The real breaking news is finding out this grown ass man is still an upcoming junior 😭

[Alex Grado @AGknwID]

Sources tell me Mikey Williams will be returning to @SacHornetsMBB for his junior year.

With the shuffle of most of the roster moving on, Williams’ return will give coach Mike Bibby some consistency at the point guard position

[Alex Grado @AGknwID]

Sources tell me Mikey Williams will be returning to @SacHornetsMBB for his junior year.

With the shuffle of most of the roster moving on, Williams’ return will give coach Mike Bibby some consistency at the point guard position

[studious ass foo @queeefsniffer]

No way driving drunk is the hill that it’s gonna be 😂

[Vincent Major @benz_pilled]

When I saw this bill, my first thoughts were something like, 1) I'm becoming a mechanic and driving something pre-2027 for the rest of my life, 2) when they outlaw that, I'm taking up biking, and 3) when they start surveilling the bikes, I'm switching to running...

Then it hit me: I'm in zugzwang.

My only moves, if I'm to remain a law-abiding citizen, are to either 1) allow myself to be prison probed by the state 24/7/365, or 2) start living in self-imposed 15-minute city conditions.

I have a sudden urge to throw wooden crates into a harbor.

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

Back in 2006, freshly divorced San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom — then a slick 38-year-old — was schtupping 19-year-old Brittanie Mountz.

When the press caught wind of photos showing his teenage girlfriend guzzling alcohol at public events, Newsom kinda lost it. Cornered by a reporter, he turned red-faced, started flailing defensively, and literally stormed off like a guilty man caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

His team claimed he didn’t know she was underage and swore he wasn’t feeding her booze. Sure, Gavin. 🙄

Here's the video of him getting all flustered.

[wollin @WoIIin]

Mike Conley 20 minutes per game last year against OKC in the WCF

[studious ass foo @queeefsniffer]

I really be fighting for my life tryna pull apart the toilet seat cover with sweaty hands ready to shit myself off a kale salad

[doomer @uncledoomer]

firing this like a broadside cannon into the retard next to me who wont let me merge

[studious ass foo @queeefsniffer]

That cell formed into a specimen who likes toes

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: At the quantum level, reality is described not by solid objects, but by probability, energy fields, and interaction.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[SLO HOOPS FAN 🇸🇮 @SloHoopsFan]

Cringe behavior

[۟ @lectyres]

give me bad bunny

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Buzzer beater