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I got the meat, Jack

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STOP 🗣 LETTING 🗣 HOT 🗣 PEOPLE 🗣 COVER 🗣 “CREEP” 🗣 BY 🗣 RADIOHEAD 🗣

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Can someone tell me when this bird app is going down? My drafts folder is stacked and I want to let ‘em all rip in the final hour

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If Gwyneth makes a trial-scented candle after this I’m buying 6 of them.

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Trader Joe’s cashiers must be stopped. Conversation about our nieces and nephews ended with me sharing that I don’t want my own kids. I am an introvert!!!!

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I will never forgive Heidi Klum for this

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Thank you for coming to my TED Scream

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My toxic trait is that I order the egg bites at Starbucks

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I saw a rat

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If Atlanta is a city why haven’t I seen one rat?

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Getting to the Hot part of the Icy Hot

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Brought a soup and sandwich to work every day this week. Calling it my Pan-era. Get it? Do you get it?

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Me every single day until the autumnal equinox:

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“She’s a 10, but she likes Magritte AND Hopper”.

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Texting the girlies that we’re all doing “Slutty FBI Agents” for Halloween this year

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900K

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I will never be successful on this app because this is an example of a tweet that gets 100K likes:

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131K

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Me watching everyone re-post that new NASA photo and wondering what their Enneagram type is

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I thought it would be the bucket hats, but it appears the upside-down triangle top trend might be the thing that finally kills me.

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Good morning!!!

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Cancer season is here!!!! Pretty folks rise up!!!! Cry wherever you want!!! Get emotional while imagining yourselves in situations that you’ll literally never be in. Breakup with someone you weren’t even dating!!! Our time is NOW!!!!

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Savage Garden’s “Truly Madly Deeply” playing while the nurse swabs my nostrils for C*vid is transcendent pain AND pleasure.

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H*rry St*les makes music for Instagram Reels. I will not be explaining myself.