Allison Tucker

Redhead, mom, sassy and sometimes narcissistic.

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

@kanebrown the music video for Found You is way different than I initially pictured it, but I still really like it ♥️♥️

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

90% of a toddler's teeth-brushing process involves falling off a stool.

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

@mirandalambert will always be my favorite female country artist. She’s so perfect ♥️

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

If my family isn’t about to give me an unlimited budget when I get married, then I’m not getting married.

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

Literally the only part in the song Zombie I know is the chorus. 😂😂

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

So I either buy showtime or wait a year to watch shameless. 😭😭

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

I want my fucking brother back

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

Never throw away empty toilet paper rolls. That's wasting completely good telescopes.

- Toddlers

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

"Hopefully we can still be friends"

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

I’m so ready for a nap.

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

And here it goes again..

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

Popped bottles with daddy at dinner tonight. #daddysgirl

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

@AlexMorland How did you know?!

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

Being hungry but refusing to eat late. #FirstWorldProblems

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

Sounds like they're actually bringing the sauce back... for one day https://t.co/IeNJk1aHFZ

[NotableHistory @NotableHistory]

Keith Richards

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

Maybe I'm the only person who sees it, but I'm like hilariously petty. #truth

[Allison Tucker @queenallison92]

So you're dating someone who is a fat version of me. Makes sense.