Chef Nessa

Vassar girl. Plays with knives. Reformed ViacomCBSMTV exec type. NYC, CA, ME, France, Singapore, UK- but if lost, pls return to Sugar Land, Texas.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@factpostnews BIsexual women? Nope. He said GIRLS.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@SkySportsF1 Just let Bernie do everything. She gives more to each race than the rest combined.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@Timodc I've known Boomer for 30 years. He ain't the sharpest knife in the shed.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@HQNewsNow Can we discuss all of that ugly gold shit all over the place that looks like he bought it at Target?

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@F1 Who cares. Stick to the damn racing.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@SkySportsF1 A girl can hope it's never out of the hell he currently justifiably lives in.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@victoriabeckham You are a bag of bones. I just cannot keep watching you influencing people with your profound anorexia. Get help.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@phillyzoo Zoboomafoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@WUTangKids The reason Lewis ain't gonna get that 8th WDC.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@weijia FOOD WORKERS GET SHIT DONE!

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@wbuxtonofficial More like: Turns up in a t shirt like he’s just rolled out of someone else's bed.....

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@F1 Sad looking leprechaun emerges once a quarter from the Swiss forest to go for a wee jog before disappearing once again to commune with his bees.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@BiscoffUK I need to have a word with y'all. These were a deeply disappointing culinary experience.
The crispness of the biscuit is utterly lost to the sog.
The warming spices that usually hint at Yuletide joy are but a distant memory.
The ice cream is vaguely cardboard-y.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@jfuentes A friend from France sent me a pic of a hilarious X comment about the 'shocking' tan suit Kamala was wearing- and it took me waaay too long to realise it was you that posted it! Hope all is well and lovely to see you crop up in the social media wilderness xx

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@victoriabeckham @VBB_Beauty Why dont you do something useful with your immense privilege.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@Planet_F1 This is what happens when you have no Sebastian Vettel on the grid.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@ipm80 To whom? Mommy? For what? Needing your nappy changed? Is your nanny coming for me? I hope they don't leave you behind because my tolerance for whingeing man babies is characteristically low for any woman who is successful in the world of sports and television.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@Planet_F1 Danica is one of the worst commentators in motor sports, so I couldn't care less what she thinks about LH. [Give me Bernie Collins all day.] But LH comes from a unique perspective in the sport as the only black man and one of the few from an underprivileged background.

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@ipm80 No, seriously, thank you for showing what a racist, sexist, close minded, xenophobic waste of space you are. I feel terrible for whoever raised you to be such a piece of shit.

[Chef Nessa @queenfor9days]

@ipm80 White people haven't been the victims of systemic discrimination & oppression, & other races do not have the power or authority to affect the white person's social/economic/political situations & privileges, or is that too many big words for you, you lump of mutton.