No you're NOT a gamer
I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 300hrs in this game it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 2000+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the PS5 and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a Joy-Con then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL MEN: Call Of Duty is not a real game. Destiny is not a real game. GTA V is not a real game. Valorant is not a real game. Fortnite is not a real game. Xbox and PS5 games are NOT 👏 REAL 👏 GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that has creativity and wholesomeness for once.
- sincerely, all of the COZY gamers
How to make it rain:
-Hang washing out
-Wash car
-Decide against umbrella
-Nip out for lunch
-Plan barbecue
-Style hair
-Go to seaside
-Water all your plants
-Open the sunroof
-Take a day off
-Have windows cleaned
-Paint fence
-Put cushions out
-Say “should be a nice day”