Emily

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[Emily Bayliss @ebaylissauthor]

Available to buy!!! Link in bio.

[Emily @queenfxdge]

#NewProfilePic

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Fuck.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

ready for halloween

[Emily Bayliss @ebaylissauthor]

Copies of my book Grannys Broom are available to buy on Amazon now:

https://t.co/EkJcT6Ilfi

[Emily @queenfxdge]

https://t.co/KBonHPBmCZ

[Emily @queenfxdge]

I wrote a book ✌🏼

[Emily @queenfxdge]

@SarahMillican75 Violating

[inactive. @mochiianj]

No you're NOT a gamer

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 300hrs in this game it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 2000+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the PS5 and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a Joy-Con then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL MEN: Call Of Duty is not a real game. Destiny is not a real game. GTA V is not a real game. Valorant is not a real game. Fortnite is not a real game. Xbox and PS5 games are NOT 👏 REAL 👏 GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that has creativity and wholesomeness for once.

- sincerely, all of the COZY gamers

[Emily @queenfxdge]

Birb

[Emily @queenfxdge]

Me: can’t wait to see the ending of the main story for my own game
Also me: *accidentally skipped the finally scene*
#HogwartLegacy

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to make it rain:

-Hang washing out
-Wash car
-Decide against umbrella
-Nip out for lunch
-Plan barbecue
-Style hair
-Go to seaside
-Water all your plants
-Open the sunroof
-Take a day off
-Have windows cleaned
-Paint fence
-Put cushions out
-Say “should be a nice day”