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human shaped pile of anxiety, here to spread laughter & joy while we all watch humanity crumble 🥰 she/her #foreverNE

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I spent yesterday morning reading up on USCIS documentation for the I9 so I could help my employee get her husband (who just moved here from Jamaica in early March! ❤️) a job and I succeeded. It felt like a slap in every anti-immigrants face and it felt fucking GOOOOOOOD🤪

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@noquestiondark @_Zennifer_ @Jade_Cargill Hey girl you’re giving off MAGA vibes

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@menarenotwomenn You seem like you have a lot of time on your hands, bro. Go jerk off or something 😭

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@menarenotwomenn @lordfraher @jamesonhaslam Ugly whore had to scroll through 7 months of photos to “get me” 😭 your brain is bad

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@menarenotwomenn @lordfraher @jamesonhaslam None of that makes you any less pathetic cupcake

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@grandeslivs Baby, your misogyny is showing

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@menarenotwomenn @lordfraher @jamesonhaslam Girl you’re pathetic

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@sroark2010 @ricksbrowder @mistressdivy I get you’re not even American Sandra

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@sroark2010 @mistressdivy You’re listening to a rapist and a pedophile

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@DayZeesNap @TheMagaHulk Are you gonna cry little buddy? I’m so sorry the woman watching a basketball game got you so hurt in the feelings :((((((

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@StefanieMi10983 @TheMagaHulk @tkelce Girl, are you okay? You should probably go to therapy and get these big feelings out.

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I found real joy in seeing Sydney Sweeney and her ugly loser boyfriend sitting six rows behind Taylor Swift at the Knicks game last night

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@thegoodbrother0 @CubbiesFan82 @NancyMace @Riley_Gaines_ No one believes you virgin

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@thegoodbrother0 @CubbiesFan82 @NancyMace @Riley_Gaines_ Your hatred towards women is weird. Get help.

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@Alfonso12010 @cynthfromjersey @SarahEMcBride Not strong enough to win their races

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@fatiguedinusa @SarahEMcBride @GavinNewsom Sarah won her race, unlike those dumb evil cunts Riley and Nancy

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@HB2552876 @SarahEMcBride Cause it’s a shitty swimmer

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@Alfonso12010 @cynthfromjersey @SarahEMcBride They are not strong or women

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@cynthfromjersey @SarahEMcBride Oh shut the fuck up you dumb pedophile loving cunt

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I cannot believe they showed the Room Returns in NYC on my fucking birthday last year and I didn’t know about it. I love Kate Siegel and Mike Flanagan sooooo fuckin much. Flabbergasted.