Dear elephants, please feel free to trample any idiotic humans trying to murder you like @realDonaldTrump@DonaldJTrumpJr@EricTrump should be the first to have their heads smashed in by your majestic hooves that they’re trying to call “trophies”
sincerely a kind humane being.
@DonaldJTrumpJr once while trick or treating some little girls were sad they had just run out of candy to give out so I DUMPED MY WHOLE BAG IN THEIR BOWL!!