Kat

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

Today is weird

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

@gracebaldridge Buy a cheap wig and pull out that hair

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

@ncsecu got a weird call from “Fraud” - am on a 188 minute call wait time and have already been on wait for 53 minutes can y’all help a girl out

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

@TMFanSupport I’m trying to “claim” my tickets but it keeps sending me to the “oops” page sos! It’s for an event tomorrow and I haven’t heard from customer service

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

Saw a dude on hinge that liked Pandora more than Spotify what has this world come to?

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

Teach children young that they can ask nicely and say please and still have to accept “no” as an answer.

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

Covered the digital clock in the kitchen cause these kids going to bed early

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

My housemates wondering why I’ve watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame 3 times in a row while working

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

On my way to church after we just played Relient K minutes prior

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

@ajpressley I CALLED YOU BACK!!

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

I told myself I was going to quit eating in bed and eating after 9 pm so I’m sitting in my floor eating tortilla chips at 8:58 pm

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

Sometimes God gives you lemons and expects you to fight to the death for clean water and sugar. Other times God gives you water and sugar and expects you to grow lemons out of concrete. But if God gives you clean all three you’re tripping at the grippy sock hotel.

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

Just gave my nephew a bite of chocolate pudding (he’s 7 months old) and now he keeps looking at me and patting his mouth what monster have I created

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

Do I want to live in a trailer with a twenty acre garden and chickens or do I want to live in a camper and never stay in the same place for more than a season.

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

@ajpressley “When I say I’m a crazy bitch it means I sometimes order family size mashed potatoes not cocaine”

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

I 100% want to burn the company that produces rodent sticky traps to the fucking ground

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

Me trying to make plans is literally this text over and over again until we both give up:
“Hey so sorry about the delay, it’s been crazy! Yes, I’d love to hang out! Is there a good time for you?”

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

@ajpressley That’s what I was trying to stop

[Flash @Flashyasf]

i’m different now u gotta meet me again

[Kat @queenkatdawn]

@ATT why do I pay over $100 a month for unlimited internet when it only works about 40% of the time y’all gonna cut my bill to reflect it???