Rachel

vibes for breakfast

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

I’ve been cancelled until further notice.

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

Me, anytime 2 or more people come over.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

This is stolen valor.

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

If your job requires email communication, how many emails do you send in a day?

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

There should be a Pulitzer Prize for the emails I write to upset parents.

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

@nathanlyman Anytime someone expects me to professional I’m like “excuse me, I’m front the armpit of America”

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

@CollisStutzer The worst part is this was used as a promotional photo in Facebook lmao

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

Can I put “good personality” as a skill on my resume

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

“Are you feeling rested after the long weekend??”

Me:

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

…yes?

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

Oh, you're "doing a bit?" Why don't you do a bit more with your life.

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

How do I feel? Poor and gassy.

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

If I had known Christian influencer is a job, I might have stayed in the church.

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

I LOVE OLD NAVY

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

@THEsteebenmills @nathanlyman Ew.

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

@nathanlyman I hope it’s on me

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

@alexritchie96 It can be both!!

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

Six months in to a job and you get offered a promotion: is the business fucked up with high turnover or did you earn the job??!?!?!!?!

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

@spacesamples You’re welcome 🤙

[Rachel @queenmcgeeeee]

The key to life is a gay friend that manages at a Mexican restaurant