Airbnb landlords are like “how come no one wants to book my house??” maybe it’s bc you evicted a family of 4, converted their home into a shoddy duplex, filled it with clearance bin TJ Maxx decor, and charge guests $200 for a cleaning fee, all bc you don’t feel like getting a job
[my gf actually turns into a worm]
me: oh my god. it’s ok, i’ll still go out with you
my worm gf: [sees a cool worm wearing a leather jacket] i think we should see other people
@alliehurry Maybe your friends aren’t being v careful 😂 Hahaha but fr, I don’t know anyone with it/who got it recently personally, and I would say I have a good amount of friends 🙃
Today my dad said “I’m sorry, I understand.. Now you know that things like that trigger me..” after we had an silly argument that escalated and honestly… the GROWTH