uppityKenyan

Sapphics, RnB, Computers and Money😁

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

The dopamine you get scrolling Twitter after Ruto has taken an L

[Droid @droid254]

we can be friends if you know what this is 😂😂😂

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i raise you, MUSIC

[☠🤍𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙🖤👻 @ghostprxncess]

Yall are too woke for me. It absolutely is inconsiderate to conceive children into poverty. It is dehumanizing and humiliating for the CHILD. Have yall actually talked to people who grew up in poverty in real life?

[uppityKenyan @queerZillennial]

@sumeiya_omar Mkaaaayyy👌🏾👌🏾

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

I love it when people get ghosted by their long-distance partners. 🤣😭 Because what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

[jane ✿ @chiyosayas]

cuando estoy leyendo yuri y una cachetea a la otra

[Doll ♒ 1/21 @Evonnegisellee]

Every time I click on my Bookmarks to look for something...I get Horny from all the freaky shit i got saved and forget all about what I was looking for....

[ninis ⋆𐙚₊ @sicknire]

isso e muito importante pra mim

[. @theoriginalkrys]

scissoring feel so good when you get the right spot yk im bout to nut in you right?

[mika @mikasagrada]

“por que você sempre fica acordada até tão tarde?”

eu no twitter às 3:30 da manhã:

[CIVL @civl6_]

need a girl to hold me by the jaw while she makes out with me

[Gucci Flipflop @kisstinho]

infelizmente eu amo comer comprar e transar nunca vou me libertar dessas amarras

[never better @wiremxther]

i don’t have a praise kink so much as i have a “confirmation that im not in trouble” kink and praise just happens to be direct confirmation that im not in trouble and nothing bad is going to happen

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[muliii @muliwithanm]

Kulewa na mtu ameachwa si mchezo

[Alex D. Salvatore 🦸‍♂️ 🕸️ @Alexromval]

Estoy francamente llorando con lo de Bonnie Tyler.

Ella caminó para que el resto pudiéramos tener una de las mejores escenas musicales de la historia del cine. Que en paz descanse porque se lo merece.

[Apgar 10😏💕😎🤓 @josgrevc]

Qepd!!!!! Bellas todas sus canciones, mi mamá ama sus canciones!

[luke 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lukewbm]

how many people know that “you give love a bad name” by bon jovi is a rewritten sample of “if you were a woman (and i was a man)” by bonnie tyler