Timothy

All strings attached //
Lang & lit grad | UI writer & UA strategist | D&I advocate // he, him, his

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

According to @Horlicks_india, there are two genders: Women and Protein.

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

@bewakoof I have not received any email with the ticket details or the coupon. Your website and app do not let me access my service request history. Can you please have someone from your team email me with the information using the email address in my order details?

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

@bewakoof I hate tweeting out for customer service, but it's been days since I've emailed and raised service requests via the app, without a response. It's not right that you expect people to buy stuff without providing sufficient recourse when the wrong product is delivered.

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

@bewakoof # 44334767. I don't seem to be able to DM you here, and I'm not comfortable sharing my email address on a public platform.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

And soon you'll get to thank him in person.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

One small expense for man, one giant middle finger to mankind.

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

Hey @Spotify, I suggest changing the camera icon in our search bar to a miniature bar code. Some of us associate the camera icon with image search, which is something we expect to be less relevant for music search – a bar code icon would make it more intuitive!

[main hoon don🧺 @saltytatti]

Too middle class to own an apple product. Maybe that's why I never got an i-love you.

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

Perks of wearing masks: While strolling in airports you can lipsync for your life to @nikhilmusic_ .

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

@abysivagnanam Friends Foods, yo. DLF. Get that paal porotta.

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

Watchdog of the ... constitution?

[Shashank @ShashankSArora]

Supreme Court of India do you feel safer now that Father Stan Swamy is dead? What a great job protecting the country you do. I hope the same mercy is shown to each and every one of you when you are 80 years old.

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

@abysivagnanam If they are chee then I am their Bruce Lee

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

Day #284732 of dating apps and I'm still not over dudes who write "If you are bad then I am your dad".

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

Mood

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

Guys saying "LiMitÊd EdïtiØn" in dating profiles like bruh you gold-plated or what

[Timothy @queerbiceps]

Imma report the next dating app profile I find with a Michele Morrone pic.

[jackothy @HansGrubertron]

[vaccination centre]

nurse: first or second dose?

me: seventh

nurse: what?

me: (levitating toward her) seventh.

[bandragirl @bandra_girl]

TIL about Kyushoku - the Japanese school lunch program. My mind is blown by the thoughtfulness with which it has been built, and how it involves the entire community. 🧵